Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for January 14, 2021

If she knew the right way she’d teach it to herself!!

Darned autocorrect!

That’s supposed to read, "Broomie: ’Driving’s Cool!’ "

Remember, if you get into a tight place, just shut your eyes and step on the gas.

That would explain a lot of the people driving on our roads.

Not her fault…you should always remember caveat emptor!

It’s been said that those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.

A coach (aka driving instructor) at my high school totaled one of the two cars.

Just what is this joke driving at ?

“Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and scarce in that.” —Benjamin Franklin

Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom’s. Never take driving lessons from …

Broom Hilda teaches driving as the wrong things to do…

You could learn from her mistakes.

It takes more than some stick-on lettering on the side of your now totalled-again Plymouth to establish a for-real driving school, Broomie. I expect numerous charges to be filed, including fraud, misrepresentation, failure to have proper license, etc. Have a nice day!

Hoo boy.

Wait til you get flying lessons….