I can never find my keys when I’m in a hurry. Luckily I have a spare set near the front door. Then they usually show up in my purse where I looked several times!
The new car, that I bought for my wife, makes no sound when you turn it on. No engine noise, no starter noise, just quiet. Why? Because it’s an electric vehicle. It ought to be a riot, when she first goes to drive it.
My keys are in my pocket. They stay in my pocket. My car doesn’t unlock unless my keys are in my pocket. If I can’t start my car then my keys are not in my pocket. I love ‘Keyless Go’.
When I was in the Navy one of my subordinates locked the keys to a used car he had just bought in the running car, parked illegally in front of the municipal building/police station with the wrong plates on it. Our captain insisted that I accompany him to his court appearance.
Yakety Sax 29 days ago
More fuel?
rekam Premium Member 29 days ago
Good thing Gaylord’s there.
Lucy Rudy 29 days ago
I can never find my keys when I’m in a hurry. Luckily I have a spare set near the front door. Then they usually show up in my purse where I looked several times!
snsurone76 29 days ago
Gaylord doesn’t need anything, but Broomie needs a brain-scan!
The Reader Premium Member 29 days ago
Better write it down.
Doug K 29 days ago
Before talking and asking for help, make sure your eyes and ears and especially your brain are turned on.
david_42 29 days ago
Pockets are good. My keys are either in my right front pocket, in my hand, ignition or on the nightstand I HATE having to look for things.
bluecat 29 days ago
Oh no, I lost the keyhole to my car!
Man of the Woods 29 days ago
At least she didn’t try to start it while it was running, I hate that sound…LOL!!!
WaitingMan 29 days ago
Weirdest place I ever “lost” my keys was in the refrigerator after dropping off a six-pack. Took hours to find them.
serial232 29 days ago
The new car, that I bought for my wife, makes no sound when you turn it on. No engine noise, no starter noise, just quiet. Why? Because it’s an electric vehicle. It ought to be a riot, when she first goes to drive it.
baskate_2000 29 days ago
Poor Broomie — starting to lose it after 1,500 years.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 29 days ago
I sometimes appear to be doing the macarena when I search my cargo pants pockets for something.
tcayer 29 days ago
I had a hybrid. When it’s idling it makes no sound. I wish I had a dollar for every time I turned it off when I was trying to start it!
ncorgbl 29 days ago
My keys are in my pocket. They stay in my pocket. My car doesn’t unlock unless my keys are in my pocket. If I can’t start my car then my keys are not in my pocket. I love ‘Keyless Go’.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 28 days ago
Now where did I put my glasses. Oh yeah, I’m wearing them!
cuzinron47 28 days ago
You’re bound to have memory lapses when you over 1500 years old.
Bill The Nuke 28 days ago
When I was in the Navy one of my subordinates locked the keys to a used car he had just bought in the running car, parked illegally in front of the municipal building/police station with the wrong plates on it. Our captain insisted that I accompany him to his court appearance.