Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 12, 2025

Who would even want to see the insides of their own large intestines??

That ain’t a belfry.

If you made it to 1500, you probably don’t have to worry about cancer.

We’ve heard of people having money up the wazoo, but bats is a new one.

I’ve heard of “Bats in the belfry”, but never “Bats in your butt”.

I had a colonoscopy without anesthesia. I was watching myself on tv with the tv inside me. It was like being in an Escher drawing.

The anesthesia is the best part for me.

I was put to sleep when my colonoscopy was done.

Well that’s a real “BUMMER”.

They shoved the camera up her batthole.