Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for February 12, 2025

Who would even want to see the insides of their own large intestines??

That ain’t a belfry.

If you made it to 1500, you probably don’t have to worry about cancer.

We’ve heard of people having money up the wazoo, but bats is a new one.

I’ve heard of “Bats in the belfry”, but never “Bats in your butt”.

I had a colonoscopy without anesthesia. I was watching myself on tv with the tv inside me. It was like being in an Escher drawing.

The anesthesia is the best part for me.

I was put to sleep when my colonoscopy was done.

Well that’s a real “BUMMER”.

They shoved the camera up her batthole.

I’ve called that endoscope for colonoscopies the “super duper pooper snooper”.

In another year I’ll be due for my 10 year procedure. It’s the prep I don’t look forward to. At least I now have a Bidet, good times

I’ve never seen anyone so happy to have a colonoscopy.

Bats in her (ahem) belfry.

I’ve heard of bats in one’s belfry, but bats in one’s booty is a whole new thing.

I absolutely hated the prep.

TMI!!!

Yeah, yeah…she’s been “1500” for decades. Nuff said.