Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for March 08, 2025

Well, I guess that’s as effective as a money bribe. Maybe better.

Is that Carrot Top behind the podium??

Where’s her monkey?

“You are so kind.”

To the other diners. (And to the poor Spanish lady.)

“The squeaky wheel gets the grease”

Broomie is so old she could have taught Assurancetourix a thing or two…

that works for me

Greg Gutfeld tried lighting up while waiting to get their attention.

Accordions don’t play “Lady of Spain.” People do.

Bagpipes will do that, too.

Why is it that the only song played on an accordion is Lady of Spain?

Well, that’s one way to do it, Broomie!

Reminds me of Lawrence Welk Show. Myron Floren. “And a one-a, and a two-a….”

Oy! Broomy, you sure know how to clear a room…..

The problem is, the cooks couldn’t take it either and left.

While on vacation we were told it was over an hour wait for a table for two, asked about a table for four – instant seating. Asked a random couple to join us and got seated immediately. Know how to work the system.

I can’t stand accordions.

Check the hair on the host after the serenade. The accordion music is nice to my ears anyway…..

She might be right back, but she is definitely wrong Bach.

I had all my leaking pipes replaced and put the old ones in a bag and tossed them. I never thought about trying to play them. Just saying. ☺️