My dad would stand next to the bed and nudge the mattress with his knees, droning, “Get up…get up…get up…” Somehow the joggling was worse than being hauled bodily from the blankets. You leapt out of bed just to get him to stop.
Sometimes after I wake up, I say to myself “I’ll just rest here for a couple of minutes, then get up.” An hour later, I’m saying the same thing…
Also, I don’t actually watch the series “Fresh off the Boat”, but I did see a scene where the mom, to get her son up, held his nose closed… And it worked! ☺
//And again, we have to see one of Calvin’s parents bellowing at him. Groan…//
To be fair, my parents treated me like crap as a kid, which is one of the reasons I identified with the Calvin and Hobbes comics and collected the anthologies growing up.
Ever get that feeling when you wake up? Well, I do, when I wake up on the weekends, for some reason I just sit on the bed and wait. I actually don’t even know what for. I wake up in the middle in the night, I get out of bed instantly, strange, huh?
BE THIS GUY about 7 years ago
On Saturdays the bed has special powers.
Lee Cox about 7 years ago
It sometimes tries to do that during the work week, too!
bigcatbusiness about 7 years ago
No sense in battling a bed trying to swallow you.
orinoco womble about 7 years ago
My dad would stand next to the bed and nudge the mattress with his knees, droning, “Get up…get up…get up…” Somehow the joggling was worse than being hauled bodily from the blankets. You leapt out of bed just to get him to stop.
Robin Harwood about 7 years ago
I have mornings like that.
Most mornings, actually.
Robin Harwood about 7 years ago
OK, all mornings.
dl11898 about 7 years ago
Is Hobbes inside that sheet? It would be like him.
sandpiper about 7 years ago
Same thing happened to me tomorrow :)
Gent about 7 years ago
Man, that’s exactly how I feel each day…
tripwire45 about 7 years ago
I can relate. Bed, take me back.
BiathlonNut about 7 years ago
My Parris Island drill instructor had an effective means of dealing with that situation.
alondra about 7 years ago
Luckily most days I can get up when I’m good and ready but on the days I must get up, this is exactly what happens!
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 7 years ago
Buy new bedsheets, Mom!
ChessPirate about 7 years ago
Sometimes after I wake up, I say to myself “I’ll just rest here for a couple of minutes, then get up.” An hour later, I’m saying the same thing…
Also, I don’t actually watch the series “Fresh off the Boat”, but I did see a scene where the mom, to get her son up, held his nose closed… And it worked! ☺
jake13712 about 7 years ago
My mom would turn loose my dog, try to sleep with a happy, wunna play dog.
rshive about 7 years ago
An uncooperative bed.
Kind&Kinder about 7 years ago
“Won’t you let me go down in my dreams,And rockabye sweet baby Calvin.”
Number Three about 7 years ago
That’s me but only on a weekend. I only get up early to go to the toilet and then snuggle back down again until past midday.
xxx
DanWolfie about 7 years ago
They’re going to be late for what? School doesn’t start for another month for Calvin, not to mention it’s on a Saturday!
cjpalmero about 7 years ago
//And again, we have to see one of Calvin’s parents bellowing at him. Groan…//
To be fair, my parents treated me like crap as a kid, which is one of the reasons I identified with the Calvin and Hobbes comics and collected the anthologies growing up.
Bring da bling almost 3 years ago
Ever get that feeling when you wake up? Well, I do, when I wake up on the weekends, for some reason I just sit on the bed and wait. I actually don’t even know what for. I wake up in the middle in the night, I get out of bed instantly, strange, huh?