Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 03, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 5 years ago

    Is the testimony of a tiger admissible in court?

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 5 years ago

    Does that cop remember the time Calvin called them on Rosalyn?

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 5 years ago

    I’m sure Calvin is trying to get into jail, and he’d enjoy it.

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    Pointspread  over 5 years ago

    If the tiger did not scare off the thieves he might at least give them “paws”.

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    rk  over 5 years ago

    Did a burglar steal that cop’s mouth?

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    jackhammer165  over 5 years ago

    The detective may not have kids if he reckons Calvin’s weird!

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    SonicFan91  over 5 years ago

    Why is there a black gut in the house

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    Watcher  over 5 years ago

    Looks like Calvin will just have chocolate frosted sugar bombs on Saturday mornings with no TV. Not good.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 5 years ago

    While it’s true that cops meet a lot of weirdos in their line of work, and have the stories to tell because of it, six year olds do not qualify.

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    jpayne4040  over 5 years ago

    Calvin’s a six-year old boy with an active imagination. That’s not being a weirdo.

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    cubswin2016  over 5 years ago

    Do the police call in the loony squad for kids?

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    posse1 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Mandibles of Death” ~ Calvin, I love you.

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    GROG Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Do you think so? Just wait until he grows up!

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    carlzr  over 5 years ago

    Calvin was so insecure without Hobbes. Now look at him.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago

    This looks like a job for Charlie’s Angels.

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    neatslob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    He’s a kid, not a weirdo. Well, maybe he’s both.

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    gantech  over 5 years ago

    Unless Calvin’s dad is Felix Unger, I’m guessing he didn’t have the serial number.

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    joegeethree  over 5 years ago

    If I remember right, Mom found Hobbes cowering under the covers. Perhaps someone should remind Calvin of that.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 5 years ago

    I’m inclined to believe that the cop is a jerk.

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    Tallguy  over 5 years ago

    A talkative six year old with a hyper-active imagination is weird? I suspect he doesn’t get out as much as he thinks.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Who in hell records serial numbers for household appliances? I’m already buried in paper as it is.

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    Dgwphotos  over 5 years ago

    The cop clearly does not have kids.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 5 years ago

    Inspector sir, you just met the most intelligent kid around!

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 5 years ago

    What is weird about a 6 year old with a stuffed animal that he thinks is alive?

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    CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON  almost 3 years ago

    Umm police, Pls help me

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