Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 03, 2019

Is the testimony of a tiger admissible in court?

Does that cop remember the time Calvin called them on Rosalyn?

I’m sure Calvin is trying to get into jail, and he’d enjoy it.

If the tiger did not scare off the thieves he might at least give them “paws”.

Did a burglar steal that cop’s mouth?

The detective may not have kids if he reckons Calvin’s weird!

Why is there a black gut in the house

Looks like Calvin will just have chocolate frosted sugar bombs on Saturday mornings with no TV. Not good.

While it’s true that cops meet a lot of weirdos in their line of work, and have the stories to tell because of it, six year olds do not qualify.

Calvin’s a six-year old boy with an active imagination. That’s not being a weirdo.

Do the police call in the loony squad for kids?

“Mandibles of Death” ~ Calvin, I love you.

Do you think so? Just wait until he grows up!

Calvin was so insecure without Hobbes. Now look at him.

This looks like a job for Charlie’s Angels.

He’s a kid, not a weirdo. Well, maybe he’s both.

Unless Calvin’s dad is Felix Unger, I’m guessing he didn’t have the serial number.

If I remember right, Mom found Hobbes cowering under the covers. Perhaps someone should remind Calvin of that.

I’m inclined to believe that the cop is a jerk.

A talkative six year old with a hyper-active imagination is weird? I suspect he doesn’t get out as much as he thinks.

Who in hell records serial numbers for household appliances? I’m already buried in paper as it is.

The cop clearly does not have kids.

Inspector sir, you just met the most intelligent kid around!

What is weird about a 6 year old with a stuffed animal that he thinks is alive?

Umm police, Pls help me