Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 10, 2019

Moe should become a contract lawyer.

Hobbes should steal the truck right back from Moe.

Calvin is not much a person to report to authority (given that he also causes trouble).

Tell Moe there’s soap behind him, Calvin!

Just tell Moe to look over there, kick him,grab the truck and run.

Yup Calvin – i feel ya! When the punch packs a logic.

Moe, the original ‘Meathead’.

This will prepare you for taxes later in life, Calvin.

Logic and reasoning doesn’t work on people who are stubborn and don’t think.

And don’t even bother telling a teacher, the school administrators are terrified of Moe’s bully parents. They have a sinecure and don’t want to cause any trouble and lose their jobs.

Paging Betty Wu. Please report to the Calvin and Hobbes comic immediately.

Pick the biggest, meanest dude of them all and punch him really hard. You’ll get beat up, but then they’ll leave you alone because you are too much trouble to pick on.

It worked for me, but that was over 60 years ago.

I appears that Moe grew up to become 45th president of the United States.

Give Moe a break. He’s just practicing the American Way.

“Give up the truck or get punched”

And then he takes the truck anyway.

Calvin never learns…..

I had a bully like that in middle school. After I gave him a bloody, broken nose and a cracked, dislocated patella, he and his little gang stayed away from me, even through high school. It was a week’s suspension but worth it.

I’m sure Moe’s favourite line after he grew up was: “I’m a reasonable man…”

And so it goes….. destined to become a millionaire and go bankrupt 6 times!

Easy to tell which one is Putin and which is (Ukraine, Georgia, Estonia, etc.)!

When I was in high school I was always one who liked to slam jerks like Moe. I truly despised those who abused the vulnerable. I still do.

That’s how bullies work…

https://www.upi.com/Sports_News/NFL/2017/02/03/How-Vladimir-Putin-stole-Robert-Krafts-Super-Bowl-ring/7621486171117/

I always made friends with the bullies.

The only trouble was they would then beat up my other friends.

Moe needs to learn that he isn’t always going to be the biggest and strongest, there will always be someone more powerful than you, and if he’s very lucky the first person stronger or otherwise more powerful than him won’t be inclined to just stab him or something if they consider him problematic.

Logic does not work on bullies or the insane. Avoid them both or somehow you will end up making you look like the bad guy.

Why doesn’t he tell Ms. Wormwood?

You have my permission Mack. And, FYI, in the future I will be your boss and fire your nasty self.

For once I feel sorry for you Calvin. But it will continue to be this way until you can beat the stuff out of him. That is the only language bullies understand.

Moe is the perfect explanation of Donald Dumpster…….

Sorta like the IRS….