Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 27, 2010

Cathy, do what I do – look the other way and pretend you don’t see a thing. Or tell her that her doctor needs to check her for ADHD.

(Oooh, they’re thinking about it!)

This is the poster couple for birth control. No toys for him - No mall crawls for her. They’ll die.

Tell the parents one thing, but spare the rest of us and take your pill on time, please.

In a 60s beach movie, someone would yell, “Surf’s up!”

What I’m waiting for is Irving’s parents to add their two cents worth…battle of the mothers, I’m guessing.

To Lewreader: —-What??

and if Eric Von Zipper were there, he would give them the ‘finger’

Lewreader - LOL!

At last I’ve figured out why I have been following Cathy so faithfully on GoComix. Everything everyone complains about it is true, but I still love it.

A while back, our local (paper, not electronic) newspaper conducted a survey to see which comics people would like them to get rid of, and Cathy was high on the list. Everyone agreed it had become stale. Everyone except me. So every day after that, I missed my fix. Now I’m just catching up on my addiction. If I ever get tired of Cathy, believe me, you won’t see me for dust.

It’s still one of the best all-time comics. Gee can’t understand how it could ever get stale (even for a day) after 30+ years.

I love Cathy. It’s just fun to comment on it, because what we say is true. I do hope they never procreate though.

I was thinking about what their kid would be like. It would either end up like Frasier and Niles Crane, the exact opposite of these two, or it would be a neurotic, obsessive, compulsive, slave to cereal and toy consumerism with a procrastination problem. That would just be a normal kid, wouldn’t it? So why bother? It wouldn’t be funny, and Calvin has already been done, so she can’t go there with it.