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Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for April 11, 2012
Transcript:
Man: No stocks? No bonds? No munis? No ginnie maes? No rentals? No capital gains? No capital losses? No dividends? No interest? No depreciation? No entertainment? No memberships? No moving expense? No dependents? Cathy: No. Man: Perhaps we should take a moment to discuss your future goals. Cathy: I want to simplify my life.
legaleagle48 almost 13 years ago
Even the accountant rolls his eyes at her! :D
NE1956 almost 13 years ago
Sounds like a 1040-EZ would save Cathy this trip. You know it’s a hard life when even the CPA rolls his eyes. Glad he saved me the trouble this morning.
Morning Susan early bird around 5:00 a.m., maybe a bit later than usual. :-)
Morning lightenup I got home on time once again and I’m about 3 minutes from jumping into bed. Tired tired tired. Maine in the summer is awesome by the way. Bar Harbor is nice — or with my New Englander accent, Bah Hahbah. Acadia National Park is sweet. Cape Cod is best off-season.
Hi Mom! Almost had to deliver another baby toward the end of my shift this a.m. but we made it to the hospital. Not by much.
Okay, time for my appointment with my blankey. LMB is waiting for the magic word. Done! LOL he’s like a bullet. So funny.
lightenup Premium Member almost 13 years ago
That’s probably the only part of her life that’s simple. Cathy could complicate a piece of toast.Good morning, legaleagle48 and Susan! I hope your water situation is still going well, Susan. Good point, Aaron, I thought Susan’s early Wednesdays are usually around 3am, but now I’ll have to doublecheck.Good morning, Aaron! Thanks for the recommendation – I’ll have to look into it!Hello to gmforde, GsMom, Billy, KFG, rgcviper, lindz.coop, hendelca, Mona, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, soonergal, lippyfish and all the other Cathy nuts rolling around here today!
gmforde almost 13 years ago
And probably no imagination either! He should be grateful she doesn’t have that stuff. Oops, I forgot. He wants her to have that stuff so he can charge her more for the extra work. Silly me.
Gretchen's Mom almost 13 years ago
“I want to simplify my life.” Lots of people say it but rarely ever really, truly mean it — and Cathy is no exception!
Good afternoon, Dr. Billy, lightenup, Susan, rgcviper, gmforde, summerdog, serenasakitty, kittycatpawsare, hendelca, lindz.coop, Gator007 and all the rest of the “Cathy” fanatics joining us here today. As always, good to “see” you all!
Gretchen's Mom almost 13 years ago
Still can’t figure out what I’m doing wrong when I change my text size! Everything appears normal when I type it before the change but I can’t get it to go back to normal afterwards. Oh, well!
NE1956 almost 13 years ago
Mom! are you using H1 H2 . . . H5 etc? Do you close it with a /H1 /H2 . . . /H5? Note that if you use H2 you have to use /H2 to end the format. If you use /H3 instead, for example, it won’t work right.
NE1956 almost 13 years ago
hendelca Premium Member almost 13 years ago
As I face my tax forms this week, I kind of wished I could answer ‘No’ to all those questions too. Good afternoon to everyone!
BillyJL almost 13 years ago
LOL lightenup Cathy’s ability to complicate toast is more true than funny, but funny too. :-D
Hello fellow Cathyites. Time to play ball but I’ll leave you guessing on what type. I like to be mysterious.
kittycatpawsare almost 13 years ago
Hi everyone glad your home safe Aaron lightenup tell lightenup jr hi hope all is going well everyone? : )
rgcviper almost 13 years ago
For once, Cathy might be on to something. Is the world ending?
@lightenup: The new Viper is a pretty sweet looking car. And 660 hp? WHEE! Ha.
I’m a day behind on my comments but wanted to make sure to catch up here. Hello, everyone.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 13 years ago
And I’m right behind you rgcviper — Hi Cathyites!!In retrospect, it is Cathy who should be rolling her eyes at the rest of the world — like she said last week — she can have a garage sale.