Cathy Classics by Cathy Guisewite for January 31, 2020
January 30, 2020
February 01, 2020
Transcript:
Cathy: NO! You will not defeat me this time, little cookie!!! None of your old tricks will work! I'm not running! Not hiding! I'm staring you right in the chocolate chip and NOT succumbing to your powers!!! Irving: How can you criticize my playing "laptop golf" every night when you play "kitchen counter cookie"? Cathy: Shh!! I'm winning!!
HarryLime almost 5 years ago
“Laptop golf”? I known he’s got the balls, but what club is he using?
summerdog almost 5 years ago
To stop the “kitchen counter cookie” game, just don’t bring cookies into the house. I don’t know how you can stop the “laptop golf”. (sounds kinky:)
StackableContainers almost 5 years ago
Does Cathy have an eating disorder…or paranoid delusions?
hendelca Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I really like the size of that cookie – much bigger than the tiny little one I just finished!summerdog – just don’t install the game on your laptop – to be specific – your laptop computer :)
Have a great Friday everyone – even if it involves a chocolate chip cookie.
Gretchen's Mom almost 5 years ago
I can’t criticize Irving for playing “laptop golf” because I enjoy playing Tetris and Web Sudoku games on mine. But Cathy? Playing a “game” with herself called “kitchen counter cookie” isn’t a hobby. It’s absolute insanity! The best way to “defeat” the cookie’s “power” over her? Leave it in the store and don’t bring it home to begin with. There. Problem solved!
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Hi, rgcviper! :-)
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Hello and Happy Friday, fellow Cathy fans. Hope everyone has/had a really nice day today! :-)
rgcviper almost 5 years ago
Teach me your ways, Cathy. Specifically, the ways of psyching out a cookie (as in panel 3). Looks useful! Ha.
HI, MOM. Hello, “Cathy” Clan.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Or just don’t eat any cookies that size…A couple of weeks ago, my husband brought home a whole box of freshly baked cookies from a restaurant where we often order carry-out. They gave him the cookies to reward frequent patronage. Some of those cookies are still in the box because I just broke off little bites of them until they weren’t fresh anymore and the rest will go out with the garbage.