Close to Home by John McPherson for October 03, 2019

Well, that’s a loonie rule.

Eh??

That will turn the Canadians ruthless, they will give no quarter to anyone!

Ah, excuse me, how do women fit into this equation? I think I’m in the wrong heaven. I’ll go upstairs to the Divine Feminine. You guys can have your vending machines.

I’m wondering if the products in the vending machines are also expired too?

I think the woman is Canadian…

What, Canadians don’t go to Heaven?

Good luck on that last rule. I’m planning on taking a suitcase of Canadian quarters with me on that fateful day.

So, Heaven has an American only bias?

The guy on the left looks relieved that the slugs he brought are acceptable.

Bleeb, the bad one, is on the outside looking in.

I find one of those rules to be unbelievable and impractical. “Love your fellow man”? Why?? He’s a jerk.

Excuse me, I’m pretty sure that Heaven is Canadian. This cartoon is just plain wrong.

Even Heaven Has a wall.

Hey you on the left, get your hands out of your pockets!

Now Bleeb wonders if his American Express card will work.

LOL

Rats. I should have cashed in my Canadian quarters collection years ago.

“Love thy fellow man”, isn’t that a sin in the Bible? This comic is so fake.

No, the articles in the vending machine have not expired… they are Twinkies…

Here in Michigan we give and receive Canadian coins in change, no big deal, but God help you if you try that in Florida.

Vending machines in Heaven. Run! It’s a trap. Only the other place would have those infernal machines.

Those Canadians can’t take a joke! The vending machines don’t need money!!!

I thought you couldn’t take it with ya!

This must be heaven, tonight I cross the line

You must be the angel, I thought I might never find