Close to Home by John McPherson for November 14, 2019

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    I don’t think the other customers like it. Bleeb is hiding under the counter to stay out of trouble.

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    Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He’s just as annoying as he was in life.

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    jivanimark  almost 5 years ago

    Well, he really made an ash of himself for the last time

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I can foresee a little issue with the health inspector. Cremation ashes are not only ashes.

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    1ecrae  almost 5 years ago

    Most drunks wouldn’t notice these days. Their phones are the only thing they see !

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    nosirrom  almost 5 years ago

    He said sprinkled not dumped.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    She always heard this place was a dump!

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    derdave969  almost 5 years ago

    I tell my wife she should carry my ashes in the trunk of her car in case she gets stuck in snow.

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    Norris66  almost 5 years ago

    Kind of improved the taste of their Salsa.

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    flemmingo  almost 5 years ago

    At least he’s not running his mouth like he used to!

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    geese28  almost 5 years ago

    Guy: no one has a last wish to be buried at a bar

    Frank’s wife: Hold my ash…..

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    rhpii  almost 5 years ago

    Bar tenders used to keep a coffee can under the counter to dump ashes.

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    nyscotsman1  almost 5 years ago

    I guess having a dry martini is out of the question.

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    Prey  almost 5 years ago

    The word was “sprinkled”, not dumped.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Soak him up with some beer. He looks parched.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    Frank “Dusty” Swartz laid to rest.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Anyway, while I’m here……..

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    And the instructions were to make sure the health inspector was there at the time.

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    DoktorScheisskopf  almost 5 years ago

    Is this a scene from that movie, “Cremains of the Day”?

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Ah crap! It’s in my beer!

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    DoktorScheisskopf  almost 5 years ago

    So, he wanted his ashes sprinkled there. Remains to be seen….

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wow are our mouths really dry now! More beer!

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    coffeeturtle  almost 5 years ago

    ♫Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

    Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don’t wanna go tonight

    Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand

    Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die

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    comixbomix  almost 5 years ago

    Worst bar snacks ever

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    bookworm0812  almost 5 years ago

    Sprinkled, not dumped you old bat.

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