I don’t think the other customers like it. Bleeb is hiding under the counter to stay out of trouble.
He’s just as annoying as he was in life.
Well, he really made an ash of himself for the last time
I can foresee a little issue with the health inspector. Cremation ashes are not only ashes.
Most drunks wouldn’t notice these days. Their phones are the only thing they see !
He said sprinkled not dumped.
She always heard this place was a dump!
I tell my wife she should carry my ashes in the trunk of her car in case she gets stuck in snow.
Kind of improved the taste of their Salsa.
At least he’s not running his mouth like he used to!
Guy: no one has a last wish to be buried at a bar
Frank’s wife: Hold my ash…..
Bar tenders used to keep a coffee can under the counter to dump ashes.
I guess having a dry martini is out of the question.
The word was “sprinkled”, not dumped.
Soak him up with some beer. He looks parched.
Frank “Dusty” Swartz laid to rest.
Anyway, while I’m here……..
And the instructions were to make sure the health inspector was there at the time.
Is this a scene from that movie, “Cremains of the Day”?
Ah crap! It’s in my beer!
So, he wanted his ashes sprinkled there. Remains to be seen….
Wow are our mouths really dry now! More beer!
♫Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don’t wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Worst bar snacks ever…
Sprinkled, not dumped you old bat.
August 21, 2015
allen@home about 5 years ago
I don’t think the other customers like it. Bleeb is hiding under the counter to stay out of trouble.
Strob Premium Member about 5 years ago
He’s just as annoying as he was in life.
jivanimark about 5 years ago
Well, he really made an ash of himself for the last time
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 5 years ago
I can foresee a little issue with the health inspector. Cremation ashes are not only ashes.
1ecrae about 5 years ago
Most drunks wouldn’t notice these days. Their phones are the only thing they see !
nosirrom about 5 years ago
He said sprinkled not dumped.
Stevefk about 5 years ago
She always heard this place was a dump!
derdave969 about 5 years ago
I tell my wife she should carry my ashes in the trunk of her car in case she gets stuck in snow.
Norris66 about 5 years ago
Kind of improved the taste of their Salsa.
flemmingo about 5 years ago
At least he’s not running his mouth like he used to!
geese28 about 5 years ago
Guy: no one has a last wish to be buried at a bar
Frank’s wife: Hold my ash…..
rhpii about 5 years ago
Bar tenders used to keep a coffee can under the counter to dump ashes.
nyscotsman1 about 5 years ago
I guess having a dry martini is out of the question.
Prey about 5 years ago
The word was “sprinkled”, not dumped.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago
Soak him up with some beer. He looks parched.
PO' DAWG about 5 years ago
Frank “Dusty” Swartz laid to rest.
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Anyway, while I’m here……..
cuzinron47 about 5 years ago
And the instructions were to make sure the health inspector was there at the time.
DoktorScheisskopf about 5 years ago
Is this a scene from that movie, “Cremains of the Day”?
Dobie Premium Member about 5 years ago
Ah crap! It’s in my beer!
DoktorScheisskopf about 5 years ago
So, he wanted his ashes sprinkled there. Remains to be seen….
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Wow are our mouths really dry now! More beer!
coffeeturtle about 5 years ago
♫Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
Lord, I wanna go to heaven but I don’t wanna go tonight
Fill my boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in my hand
Prop me up beside the jukebox if I die
comixbomix about 5 years ago
Worst bar snacks ever…
bookworm0812 about 5 years ago
Sprinkled, not dumped you old bat.