Close to Home by John McPherson for February 11, 2020

Bleeb doesn’t want to be left out. Joining in with the rest of them.

Definitely burping. The lesser of many evils.

Like “Dick’s Last Resort” but cruder and worse!

That must be in Sheep Dip, Arkansas.

Just don’t send those burps south of the belt line.

And now my day irreparably includes this scene.

“Sweet Nibblets!” The diner is at the end of The Old Town Road. Just don’t tell my Achy Breaky Heart.

I’ll take the farters section where the air smells better than the food.

To paraphrase R.E.M. "Everybody burps,……….sometimes.

I always wondered what happened to Daisy Duke after the TV show ended, now I know she’s waiting on tables at Billy Rays!

I see Bowen is enjoying himself….BUUUURRP!!!

Speaking as a redneck….I resemble this comic.

Golden Corral.

As long as the burping come out from the same hole the food just went down I can deal with it. When the other end Burps I would start to worry.

For some reason it reminds me of Dicks Last Resort in San Diego. I haven’t been there in many years, but I remember it fondly.

They are thinking of adding a new section. Teeth or No Teeth.

Even Bleeb’s getting into the mood.

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Hope the Farting Section is away from the Kitchen!

Hoooo-weeee! That’n hit at least 50 decibels! Hold my beer, I’m gonna stand on one o’these tables so’s I can get more distance!

Ah yes, country folk and southerners. It’s still OK to denigrate them. Fortunately most country folk don’t mind. Don’t try this with any PC protected groups.

This one’s for the Impkins & Patsnozzle ………Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp!

;-)

Reminds Me of a Truck Stop I stopped at years ago in Texas. Don’t know which was worse the Atmoshere,Customers,Food or the 20 wall mounted TV’s playing up loud on different stations at the same time mixed with sceaming kids and babies. At least no juke box playing! Thankfully the Waitress didn’t look like Her,more like Dukes of Hazard material. Maybe that is Why it was so crowded ??? What a Memory. :-}

Man, that was good chili!

And here I was thinking McPherson couldn’t possibly make his characters any more revolting.

They’re all psyched up for the Trump Rally that night!

Just kidding. It’s only Burping.