Hey, that is a great idea. Don’t forget the tooth picks between the toes. The victory is in the details. She might want to put a belt on that swim suit.
“Wait for it… wait for it… aaaaaand there goes your bikini bottom… right onto the antenna of that car behind us! Hey!… you just learned a physics lesson about converting wind speed to force, while on the way to the beach. You’re welcome!”
TStyle78 about 4 years ago
That’s a good plan. Wish I’d thought of it.
eromlig about 4 years ago
It’s also a good way to build a Following.
nosirrom about 4 years ago
As soon as I hit 100 mph.
AlanM about 4 years ago
Looks like she could use a bikini wax.
jbduncan about 4 years ago
The melanoma twins.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago
Hey, that is a great idea. Don’t forget the tooth picks between the toes. The victory is in the details. She might want to put a belt on that swim suit.
rhpii about 4 years ago
Low Bridge!
davanden about 4 years ago
Skin damage contest.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
Never mind the car wrecks she’s going to cause!
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
Happy Birthday to Patsnozzle Today!
PO' DAWG about 4 years ago
SURPRISE !! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to PATSNOZZLE May the legend of Patsnozzle be told far and wide. Viva the ’Nozzle !
geese28 about 4 years ago
If my friend’s sister looked like Sofia vergara she’s going to win a lot of tanning contests
the lost wizard about 4 years ago
Tannest? It was a dark day when they came up with that one.
Dobie Premium Member about 4 years ago
“Wait for it… wait for it… aaaaaand there goes your bikini bottom… right onto the antenna of that car behind us! Hey!… you just learned a physics lesson about converting wind speed to force, while on the way to the beach. You’re welcome!”
paranormal about 4 years ago
Just wait until she looses consciousness from all the blood rushing to her head. Then they can see who has the most road rash on the beach.
Spence12 Premium Member about 4 years ago
You’d never know the artist has never has an art lesson in his life.
Strob Premium Member about 4 years ago
I’m taking her to the drive-in!
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
She’s gonna wind up being the buggyest.
Boise Ed Premium Member about 4 years ago
Probably when they scrape her off the highway. Or the car behind.
kaycstamper about 4 years ago
When one of them gets melanoma.
Impkins Premium Member about 4 years ago
I am impressed and humbled by ALL Of your birthday wishes! Please read this as a community Thank you! to you everyone. Patsnozzle (the elder) :>)