Close to Home by John McPherson for July 23, 2020

That’s a good plan. Wish I’d thought of it.

It’s also a good way to build a Following.

As soon as I hit 100 mph.

Looks like she could use a bikini wax.

The melanoma twins.

Hey, that is a great idea. Don’t forget the tooth picks between the toes. The victory is in the details. She might want to put a belt on that swim suit.

Low Bridge!

Skin damage contest.

Never mind the car wrecks she’s going to cause!

Happy Birthday to Patsnozzle Today!

SURPRISE !! HAPPY BIRTHDAY to PATSNOZZLE May the legend of Patsnozzle be told far and wide. Viva the ’Nozzle !

If my friend’s sister looked like Sofia vergara she’s going to win a lot of tanning contests

Tannest? It was a dark day when they came up with that one.

“Wait for it… wait for it… aaaaaand there goes your bikini bottom… right onto the antenna of that car behind us! Hey!… you just learned a physics lesson about converting wind speed to force, while on the way to the beach. You’re welcome!”

Just wait until she looses consciousness from all the blood rushing to her head. Then they can see who has the most road rash on the beach.

You’d never know the artist has never has an art lesson in his life.

I’m taking her to the drive-in!

She’s gonna wind up being the buggyest.

Probably when they scrape her off the highway. Or the car behind.

When one of them gets melanoma.

I am impressed and humbled by ALL Of your birthday wishes! Please read this as a community Thank you! to you everyone. Patsnozzle (the elder) :>)