Close to Home by John McPherson for January 17, 2022

What happens if it gets to a certain lower area?

Dude! You’re getting manscaped!

Better make sure it doesn’t become a Groinba…

Better than a vaxba.

I’d have a Batman symbol on my chest with that

Her name is Loretta Bobet…

Bleeb, leave the room now, before you suffer a trauma.

Bleeb keeps getting caught between the wall and a table or a counter. Struggle on buddy, there’s always tomorrow’s strip.

I hope it’s nipple-aware.

Ha! I’ve had one of those things in my pillow for years. At least I’m pretty sure I do. The back of my head looks like it anyway.

Wouldn’t duct tape be cheaper?

Oy

If it starts heading south there could be an unhappy ending.

I saw a video of a woman lying on the floor and her roomba got hold of her hair.

Ewe ! Gross-ba !!

Does it work on women?……

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Bear should have one of deeze. Make him look sleek.

Not for me!!! It’s gonna itch like the devil when the hair starts growing back. More than just with the normal hair.

Is he crying or sweating?

The Groomba™ left the European market, nobody bought it

hey! don’t go there!! no..NOOOO..OOOOOWWWWWW"

LOLOL — He looks terrified — LOLOL

Welcome back Bleeb and Mr McPherson. You have been greatly missed.

I can see that showing up on Shark Tank any day now…