Hey there Bleeb, just stay away from the Hummus case and you should be alright. That lady just tried to climb up on the case (where she slipped out of her shoe) to reach the ‘horn of plenty’ and fell back on her shopping cart.
Oh frigging Great!! I just get into hummus and none-bread and now all I can think about is that I’m getting ready to commit hummus-cide. I’m a hummus-cidal maniac. etc… sigh. still funny though.
Zykoic over 2 years ago
I feel felafel.
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 2 years ago
Let’s have some homie cider, Ryder!
ronaldspence over 2 years ago
Meanwhile the crowd is filled with pita
Doug K over 2 years ago
There was a case of herb-i-cide here last month.
peacekeeper Premium Member over 2 years ago
Hmm. Hummus-cide? Yep, they certainly killed that hummus. And the person lying on the floor doesn’t appear to be in very good shape either.
Technicholls over 2 years ago
Hey there Bleeb, just stay away from the Hummus case and you should be alright. That lady just tried to climb up on the case (where she slipped out of her shoe) to reach the ‘horn of plenty’ and fell back on her shopping cart.
nosirrom over 2 years ago
She didn’t get it in the garbanzo. The garbanzo got her.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
She was going for the “try before you buy” maneuver. The merch was having none of it.
Doug K over 2 years ago
It was mistakenly kind of an ordered hit.
Someone called in for a salad with hummus on the side.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Love her shoe hanging on the edge of the counter…lol!
wongo over 2 years ago
At least it wasn’t “Pork-A-Cide”.
jbduncan over 2 years ago
Next week we offer sushi-cide!
Aficionado over 2 years ago
Alas, poor Bleeb witnessed the entire horrible incident.
Dobie Premium Member over 2 years ago
QUICK! Somebody get her some crackers… or a toast point, or sump’n…
… it’s too late… she’s gone… and without ever gettin’ to try the Roasted Red Pepper!
Dobie Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wow! I TOTALLY missed ‘ol Dalcon in the vegetables of the cornucopia. Good one!
P51Strega over 2 years ago
Oh the Hummunity
cactusbob333 over 2 years ago
I see Bleeb’s buddy up there, hiding in the fruit.
jango over 2 years ago
That stuff must’ve been REALLY out-of-code
IshkaBibel1 over 2 years ago
Sesame allergy makes hummus deadly to me
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oh frigging Great!! I just get into hummus and none-bread and now all I can think about is that I’m getting ready to commit hummus-cide. I’m a hummus-cidal maniac. etc… sigh. still funny though.
moeric9 over 2 years ago
Apparently the hummus reached it’s expiration date.
geese28 over 2 years ago
Start rounding up the usual suspects. I’d start with the tortilla chips in aisle 5
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
If only she had listened to her husband, she might still be alive today…..
paranormal over 2 years ago
Worse than salad-cide…
Plods with ...™ over 2 years ago
Wow….
mpolo11 Premium Member over 2 years ago
When garbanzo beans attack!
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
This is why I avoid hummus.
AndromedaMike over 2 years ago
Humma humma.
sobrown51 over 2 years ago
Her salad days are behind her now.
Ron Wm. Hurlbut over 2 years ago
A chick just peed herself, that’s all…
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
I would like to see the crime scene recreation for this one.
oakie817 over 2 years ago
i hummus because i don’t know the words
The Brooklyn Accent over 2 years ago
I’d comment on this, but I don’t know beans about the subject.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
I find it funny, why I do not know! Interllects please enlighten me!
brick10 over 2 years ago
What a waste of good tahini!
moondog42 Premium Member over 2 years ago
The hummus I make is to die for, but not like THAT
scpandich over 2 years ago
Is it a coincidence that Dalcon is in close proximity to the hummus case?
Regardless, be careful, Bleeb!
The Orange Mailman over 2 years ago
It’s not good for much else.
DaBump Premium Member over 2 years ago
She KILLED the hummus? I thought it was already dead.