Close to Home by John McPherson for January 30, 2022

I feel felafel.

Let’s have some homie cider, Ryder!

Meanwhile the crowd is filled with pita

There was a case of herb-i-cide here last month.

Hmm. Hummus-cide? Yep, they certainly killed that hummus. And the person lying on the floor doesn’t appear to be in very good shape either.

Hey there Bleeb, just stay away from the Hummus case and you should be alright. That lady just tried to climb up on the case (where she slipped out of her shoe) to reach the ‘horn of plenty’ and fell back on her shopping cart.

She didn’t get it in the garbanzo. The garbanzo got her.

She was going for the “try before you buy” maneuver. The merch was having none of it.

It was mistakenly kind of an ordered hit.

Someone called in for a salad with hummus on the side.

Love her shoe hanging on the edge of the counter…lol!

At least it wasn’t “Pork-A-Cide”.

Next week we offer sushi-cide!

Alas, poor Bleeb witnessed the entire horrible incident.

QUICK! Somebody get her some crackers… or a toast point, or sump’n…

… it’s too late… she’s gone… and without ever gettin’ to try the Roasted Red Pepper!

Wow! I TOTALLY missed ‘ol Dalcon in the vegetables of the cornucopia. Good one!

Oh the Hummunity

I see Bleeb’s buddy up there, hiding in the fruit.

That stuff must’ve been REALLY out-of-code

Sesame allergy makes hummus deadly to me

Oh frigging Great!! I just get into hummus and none-bread and now all I can think about is that I’m getting ready to commit hummus-cide. I’m a hummus-cidal maniac. etc… sigh. still funny though.

Apparently the hummus reached it’s expiration date.

Start rounding up the usual suspects. I’d start with the tortilla chips in aisle 5

If only she had listened to her husband, she might still be alive today…..

Worse than salad-cide…

Wow….

When garbanzo beans attack!

This is why I avoid hummus.

Humma humma.

Her salad days are behind her now.

A chick just peed herself, that’s all…

I would like to see the crime scene recreation for this one.

i hummus because i don’t know the words

I’d comment on this, but I don’t know beans about the subject.

I find it funny, why I do not know! Interllects please enlighten me!

What a waste of good tahini!

The hummus I make is to die for, but not like THAT

Is it a coincidence that Dalcon is in close proximity to the hummus case?

Regardless, be careful, Bleeb!

It’s not good for much else.

She KILLED the hummus? I thought it was already dead.