Close to Home by John McPherson for March 22, 2022

The problem for mind readers is that they seldom find a mind worth reading.

if you ask me this is slightly better than reading ……. curves … shrug

Wouldn’t he be tryna read the teacher’s mind?

He not reading her mind. He’s trying to ask her out.

Scanners.

I think the situation will self-correct as soon as Sharon reads Tim’s mind reading hers. I wonder if she can send thought bombs? Just occurred to me, Teacher wouldn’t have to pass out test questions!

Bleeb’s hanging out at the back leg of Tim’s chair. Are those crumbs under Tim’s desk?

All of you out there who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Dang it….busted! Those weird squiggles coming out of my head, gave me away again!

Yeah, she wants me!

He won’t get any answers, she is actually thinking: That creepy boy is staring at me again!

I hear there’s this bald guy in a wheelchair that can do stuff like that….

Isn’t that the point of the class? Looks like Tim gets an A…

You pass.

Would be a useful skill like a photographic memory, or any memory.

Well, what do they teach at the Psychic Academy if not mind reading.

Sharon’s not thinking about the test right now.

Why, that teacher must be psychic!

Oh, shoot, Bleeb! I’m in the wrong class! I signed up for psychotic academy.

We have more fun!!!!!!! :)

If this school had taught them anything they would already have known what would be on the exam.

Wouldn’t it make more sense for the final exam to be actually reading someone’s mind?

I think Woody Allen said he flunked a philosophy (or metaphysics?) course. He was caught at exam time looking into the soul of a classmate.