Close to Home by John McPherson for May 22, 2022

Oscar the Grouch, meet Testy the Crab!

You might want to step to the side here

Boys reply: “…sort of like that tight dress you’re wearing mom?”

They’re going to make a good chunk of coin after they kill that crab and sell the meat and legs.

I’m guessing John has recently watched Attack of the Crab Monsters.

The one that got away….

The one in the bin looks a bit, well, crabby.

Just keep dumping more toxic waste into the oceans.

Dalcon alert!

Real estate must be booming for them

Eh, that’s nothin’! I saw one the other day that was so big, he had an upside down dumpster as a shell! Okay, maybe it wasn’t a dumpster… but it was the size of a storage bin! Okay, maybe it wasn’t a storage bin, but it was the size of a… a large cardboard box! Okay, maybe it wasn’t all that big, but it was big!

Okay, I didn’t really see one, I just wanted to be a part of this! It was pretty funny! A crab so big he’s using a trash can!

I have to get off the computer again!

Yeah, coconut crabs, OMG! https://allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/coconut-crab-1.jpg

Dalcon is cheering him on. :)

Guy’s been around a long time….

So it is just coincidence that Dalcon’s here, or is he and the giant crab working together?

Wait til Red Lobster gets a load of him.

Look out, Bleeb!!! Here comes Dalcon, and he’s got a friend!

Did they tell you what happened to their Sea Monkeys????? The hot tub, toilet and jacuzzi are all off limits. :)

I suspect some of you people might know CrazeeKatLady. She is working on a lovely chess set that can be seen at

https://heckydiddledolls.com/gallery/

It’s the first 4 pictures in the gallery. Enjoy!

:)

He’s just crabby that they were too shellfish to fork over the clams for a decent abalone.

Flashbacking to Goosebumps there

Huh, well, they’ve made a horror movie about just about everything else, so why not?

Is that Hawthorne’s enforcer from “Sherman’s Lagoon”?