Close to Home by John McPherson for July 02, 2022

Knowing you left your family in good shape. Should make you feel a little better.

Their annoyance makes no sense, given the supposed nature of heaven, which is better than anything on earth.

You can’t take it with you, especially in heaven!

Heaven Sake’s Alive.!!! (It’s funny three are sinking and one is floating)

The TV evangelist guy said he’s got a hearse with a trailer hitch for me if I donate.

4 Lottery winners on the same day! That sure sounds rigged.

Read about some guy, years ago, who was on a quiz show and won the big prize! Then he dropped dead of a heart attack on stage!

Crap happens, and then you die.

Hi, Bleeb. You ARE getting around! Yesterday the Stone Age. Today, back in Heaven. Will you be checking out Heck again soon?

More like He!!

“Ah crap! That figures, too! I got stupid seagull wings, instead of angel wings! And why am I standing in pink pudding!?”

At least St. Peter can give them some pants

That’s the way it goes!

If a comic strip annoys you, then you must have a real boring life.

Well at least no more taxes

Will we have our earthly bodies in Heaven or just the light of our soul???

Hope you kept your tickets.

That will be my luck

This would make an interesting “Twilight Zone” episode.

I’ll take Heaven over millions any day.

I think you may be lost Bleeb, that’s a man you are standing under.

Bleeb is dead! RIP :(

Huh. Up there, they use that “gold” stuff for paving streets.

I wonder how much Bleeb missed out on.

Reminds me of the story about the guy who figured out a way to convert his money to gold ingots and take it to heaven with him. When he arrived, an angel took one look and asked, “What are you doing with those paving stones?”

That reminds me, I need to check my ticket for last night’s drawing.