Close to Home by John McPherson for August 11, 2022

Why is the toothpaste black??

But you will smellminty!

I seriously doubt it will help on his teeth.!!! (Hey Bleeb, stop looking up her dress)

He must read the label

Seems logical to me! Like injecting bleach to kill COVID.

… but if you get bitten …

This is the same guy that caused Preparation H to put on their warning label: “Product is for external use only.”

best thing to put on bad sunburn…apple cider vinegar…trust me, i know

My mom, who was a nurse, just used regular white vinegar on us. I don’t think apple cider vinegar was even in the stores way back when.

I recently bought some aloe gel and didn’t think to read the ingredients. Unfortunately the 2nd ingredient, after water, was alcohol. Definitely not soothing on irritated skin!

I don’t know what to say about this one, except according to the commercials, there should be some serious extra-whitening happening right about now.

He was unfortunate to have the rarely-seen licorice Sensodyne.

Does that mean he brushes his teeth with skin lotion?

I’ve been brushing with Sensodyne for years. It works for me.

It’s worth a try. I wonder how it works on mosquito bites?

She’s right he should have use Anbesol.

Use a coarse grade sandpaper instead [snicker].

Great job, Bleeb! You are in perfect position today! Bravo, alien dude, bravo!

Hemmaroid cream works well on sunburn. Shrinks the swelling of small blood vessels well. That is what it is designed to do. And it doesn’t smell. And it isn’t greasy.

I prefer avoiding sunburn.