Close to Home by John McPherson for August 14, 2022

Perhaps she’ll listen next time

get your mind out of the gutter-ball…

And some items may have been pulverized.

Holy balls, duck

Bowling league special flight.

Pardon the expression but, where are you ball bags?

Some things should not go into the overhead compartments.

(You may get a strike – but not in the way you wanted.)

Pretty empty plane- haven’t seen one of those in years!

Better than snakes.

She was such a nice lady, too! Bowled over on a plane is not the way she imagined to be striked down! If only she was spared!

Where are you, Bleeb?

She’s about to get the 7-10 split!

And this was the last time that South West Airlines let the Cheapskate Bowling League travel on them.

I can’t think of a better way to pass the time on a flight than bowling in the aisle.

Wide seats, only two per side, wide aisles, only in the comics!

I feel sorry for the guy sitting there, he has nowhere to go…

I wonder what their policy is regarding carry-on anvils?

What idiot carries bowling balls loose on a plane? I would think they would be crated and in the cargo hold.

“items may have shifted during flight.”

Thank you for flying with Philip K. Dick Airlines.

Woe, seven strikes in a row!

Balls. :)

Well, now, that sight could bowl a person over.

Looks like it’s a spare for her head

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG, that’s guh-reat!