Close to Home by John McPherson for September 28, 2022

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    C  about 2 years ago

    Where Stephen got the idea for Pet Cemetery

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    ronaldspence  about 2 years ago

    better than drawing tombstones on the toilet tank…

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    Farside99  about 2 years ago

    Maybe he shouldn’t have learned to swallow them.

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    Zykoic  about 2 years ago

    Fish carcasses are great fertilizers. Native Americans buried one fish under each corn plant.

    Then they cut off one front leg from each dog in the tribe to prevent them from digging up the fish.

    I told that to my dog and she avoids the corn field every year since. Potato patch, not so much…..

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    Detroit Dan  about 2 years ago

    Or teach him about ‘burial at sea’ for them..

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    rexxster  about 2 years ago
    Maybe a pet worm?
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    Copy-&-Paste  about 2 years ago

    When we were kids the Tidy-Bowl man took care of our dead fish. …FLUSH!!!

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 2 years ago

    How about silver fish? Much cheaper.

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    geese28  about 2 years ago

    Yeah like NO pets at all

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    scpandich  about 2 years ago

    Bleeb’s in camo today. Hi, Bleeb!

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    Chris  about 2 years ago

    um, oh my… is he that bad at taking care of goldfish?

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    Znox11  about 2 years ago

    I don’t think you do. Little Jeffrey might need to see someone.

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    Prey  about 2 years ago

    Nah, just get him a mini fryer.

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    Jim2g  about 2 years ago

    Who’s that hiding behind the tree

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    jbduncan  about 2 years ago

    Hamsters? Same problem.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    This cemetery needs to be scaled down and be fin-ished with it!

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Nah, you’re just doing it wrong. 1. A rousing rendition of Taps. 2. The Boatswains whistle. 3. A snappy salute. 4. Close the lid and flush.

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    davanden  about 2 years ago

    He seems to like these little funerals, though.

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    cactusbob333  about 2 years ago

    Is that a gopher behind the cross?

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    mwksix  about 2 years ago

    I guess the toilet must be stopped up…

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    paranormal  about 2 years ago

    He’s going to be a mortician…

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    the lost wizard  about 2 years ago

    It looks like one of those fish received a Christian burial. :)

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    tabby  about 2 years ago

    Wow, someone is bad at taking care of goldfish. I have some over 25 years old.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 years ago

    Maybe if he kept them in a fish bowl instead of walking them on a leash.

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    j_syr  about 2 years ago

    A guy walks out on his back patio, and sees his little daughter digging a hole in the backyard. He asks her “why are you digging that hole?” She replies, “I’m digging a grave for my goldfish”. He says, “I’m sorry honey… but why are you digging the whole so big?” Her reply, “because it’s inside your f*$&*#@ cat!!!”

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    po'dawg  about 2 years ago

    Keep an eye on that boy, he has the makings of a real serial killer.

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    zippykatz  about 2 years ago

    Not even remotely funny.

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    christelisbetty  about 2 years ago

    Is that Bleeb in camo by the tree?

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    raybarb44  about 2 years ago

    It would seem….

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    mbrahms26  about 2 years ago

    How about a life?

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member about 2 years ago

    If this kid can’t even take care of a goldfish, he shouldn’t have any pets.

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