I got permission from your dad…he said okay and wasn’t mad…he said please take her off our hands, she does have a solid plan. I promise to get rich from verse, and after all, you could do worse. please say yes and don’t think twice’ll, say you will be Mrs. Gisel!
After many times of saying “No” as in, “I will not have our wedding on a train, or on a boat, or even on a plane …”, she eventually said, “I would and I could marry you. And I would and I could be your wife for eternity. And I’d have our wedding on a train, or on a boat, or even on a plane. And I’ll go with you here or there. I’ll go with you anywhere. I do so love you, Theodor, my man – ‘Mrs. Seuss’ will be who I am”
allen@home over 1 year ago
Sounds like a good offer. You gonna take him up on it ?
ronaldspence over 1 year ago
I got permission from your dad…he said okay and wasn’t mad…he said please take her off our hands, she does have a solid plan. I promise to get rich from verse, and after all, you could do worse. please say yes and don’t think twice’ll, say you will be Mrs. Gisel!
Copy-&-Paste over 1 year ago
She’s thinking, “This Doctor needs to see a Doctor!”
SheMc over 1 year ago
Let us get married, too long we have tarried!!!
Dobie Premium Member over 1 year ago
There’s a small but yellow bug by your leg, it’s a small strange yellow bug, I beg.
Smash the yellow bug, oh wait! Gee I hope it’s not too late.
It is not a bug, it’s our alien Bleeb. Now I verily, but most rarely, feel like a dweeb.
stillfickled Premium Member over 1 year ago
This comic is close to home.
Doug K over 1 year ago
After many times of saying “No” as in, “I will not have our wedding on a train, or on a boat, or even on a plane …”, she eventually said, “I would and I could marry you. And I would and I could be your wife for eternity. And I’d have our wedding on a train, or on a boat, or even on a plane. And I’ll go with you here or there. I’ll go with you anywhere. I do so love you, Theodor, my man – ‘Mrs. Seuss’ will be who I am”
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Ooooh the places we can plan…
Hang in there honey, here we gooooooooooooo
Continental Breakfast…Green eggs and Ham‼️
Hurry, hurry, don’t be slooooow, ‼️
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Did it bother anyone else that the little “green eggs and ham” guy wouldn’t leave that poor fellow alone. Pretty stalk-y if you ask me.
HOTLOTUS1 over 1 year ago
Well, I’ll drink my wine, give it some time, and I’ll finish my meal and we’ll see, if you might make a good husband for me
paranormal over 1 year ago
That ones not very good at rhyming…
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
I will not marry you Jane I am,
I will not marry you though I can.
I will not marry you on a train,
I will not marry you on a plane,
I will not marry you on a boat,
I will not marry you for a goat,
I will not have sex with you in a blue lagoon,
I will not marry you, you crazy buffoon.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
He made enough money to keep all his promises also ….
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Wrong chair Bleeb.
The Brooklyn Accent over 1 year ago
And once she accepted, they celebrated with a festive dinner of green eggs and ham.
geese28 over 1 year ago
How can any woman resist that?
coffeeturtle over 1 year ago
Dr. Seuss used many nonsensical words and strange names for various destinations.
A favorite of mine was the book “I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew”
The best lines were at the end:
“But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 1 year ago
I remember seeing Blue Lagoon and I don’t think Dr. Seuss endorsed it.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
It would have been really funny if he opened up that ring case and it was Bleeb in there.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, I’m glad she was articulate enough to understand words that had more than 3 letters!
mbrahms26 over 1 year ago
“I think you’re a clown, so I must turn you down1”
mbrahms26 over 1 year ago
The poor guy has the worst case of lockjaw I eve saw,
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
Priceless. Bravo, John and @ronaldspence, too!
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Great! Now do Frank Sinatra! [sings] It’s perfect for a flying honeymoon, they say! Come fly with me, come fly — pack up! Let’s fly away!