Close to Home by John McPherson for April 18, 2023

Somehow i don’t see this working out.

Unfortunately, this was a rescued circus bear, who had learned about that trick from the clowns!

If he wants to hang around after what I did in my underwear …

They’re suckers for that old stunt. Stupid bears.

Ed is a wild and crazy guy…

Soil your pants to make it more authentic – oh, you already did!

Watch out Bleeb!! Dalcon is on your 6!!!

Look out bleeb and do I see your cousin

Good cartoon! But in real life, we all that the arrow wouldn’t work!

The bears is just gonna think to himself:

”Cool!!! Uber Eats just delivered my Shish kabob!”

Naaah, I’m just kiddin’!… We all know that bears don’t have access to the Uber App!

They lost their access to the AppStore a long time ago.

Bears don’t kill people. People kill people. …well, bears do kill people, but you know what I mean.

But what if that one is “smarter than the average bear”.

Paw is already on Ed’s knee. Wow wonder if it’s a female

Bears like to snack on dead carcasses,too.

Have never understood this ply. Bears are omnivores and have no problem eating carrion. I saw them eating a moose that had died once on a documentary.

“Missed his new hat by that much.” https://www.gocomics.com/herman/2023/04/18?ct=v&cti=1288863

Tsk, tsk; Steve Martin knows that’s not a real fake arrow through his head.

Edward ALSO knew enough to soil himself! ALWAYS buy 3-ply diapers, kids!

Just don’t fart, Ed…

Thank you Steve Martin…

They eat meat lying dead in back packs. This not gonna work.

Looks like the sling-shot didn’t work too well.

“Sniff! Sniff!”

Hmm, that guy smells funny.