Close to Home by John McPherson for January 29, 2024

i wanna see him part the audience or turn everyone’s water into wine!

“I’ll be here for eternity. Tip your server.”

Good thing God is immortal. Lots of comics and their jokes die on stage.

By the looks of his outfit, doesn’t look like he’s making much money from it…

“Moses broke them right away, something about a Golden Calf…

Well – it takes some balls to break all 10 commandments in one strike, I gave him that!"

And thanks to Mel Brooks… we all know that the third one was dropped and broken.

God needs glasses?

To an audience of Romans, he changed the old “Take my wife…please” gag to “Take my son…please”.

God looks a lot like Jerry Garcia.

I have two Samsung tablets. Does that count?

Well it does say “he who sit upon the heavens shall laugh….”

Goodbye

…so it was written…

And on the 7th day, God killed.

Audience will always laugh for this comedian if they know what is good for them.

Do like the seventh day, and take a rest.

“Are you guys ready for some religious jokes?”

“Oh, and in addition to taking two tablets, take Gaza too.”

And we thought he had a sense of humor.

Bleeb is looking absolutely glowing today.

Bleeb! Other side of the table!!!!!!!! And don’t forget to push the mulled wine. We’re stuck with it! :)

God has a wonderful sense of humor, his audience, not so much.

Here’s one God can add to his stage act. LOL. :) What’s the most elasticial thing known to man? SKIN.There’s even proof in the Bible. Moses tied his a$$ to a palm tree and walked 40 mi out into the desert!

Shouldn’t the act be a trio?

Too much facial hair for most women