i wanna see him part the audience or turn everyone’s water into wine!
“I’ll be here for eternity. Tip your server.”
Good thing God is immortal. Lots of comics and their jokes die on stage.
By the looks of his outfit, doesn’t look like he’s making much money from it…
“Moses broke them right away, something about a Golden Calf…
Well – it takes some balls to break all 10 commandments in one strike, I gave him that!"
And thanks to Mel Brooks… we all know that the third one was dropped and broken.
God needs glasses?
To an audience of Romans, he changed the old “Take my wife…please” gag to “Take my son…please”.
God looks a lot like Jerry Garcia.
I have two Samsung tablets. Does that count?
Well it does say “he who sit upon the heavens shall laugh….”
Goodbye
…so it was written…
And on the 7th day, God killed.
Audience will always laugh for this comedian if they know what is good for them.
Do like the seventh day, and take a rest.
“Are you guys ready for some religious jokes?”
“Oh, and in addition to taking two tablets, take Gaza too.”
And we thought he had a sense of humor.
Bleeb is looking absolutely glowing today.
Bleeb! Other side of the table!!!!!!!! And don’t forget to push the mulled wine. We’re stuck with it! :)
God has a wonderful sense of humor, his audience, not so much.
Here’s one God can add to his stage act. LOL. :) What’s the most elasticial thing known to man? SKIN.There’s even proof in the Bible. Moses tied his a$$ to a palm tree and walked 40 mi out into the desert!
Shouldn’t the act be a trio?
Too much facial hair for most women
August 21, 2015
ronaldspence 10 months ago
i wanna see him part the audience or turn everyone’s water into wine!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago
“I’ll be here for eternity. Tip your server.”
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 10 months ago
Good thing God is immortal. Lots of comics and their jokes die on stage.
Pickled Pete 10 months ago
By the looks of his outfit, doesn’t look like he’s making much money from it…
Tigressy 10 months ago
“Moses broke them right away, something about a Golden Calf…
Well – it takes some balls to break all 10 commandments in one strike, I gave him that!"
Dobie Premium Member 10 months ago
And thanks to Mel Brooks… we all know that the third one was dropped and broken.
MRBLUESKY529 10 months ago
God needs glasses?
phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago
To an audience of Romans, he changed the old “Take my wife…please” gag to “Take my son…please”.
Steve Dallas 10 months ago
God looks a lot like Jerry Garcia.
Steverino Premium Member 10 months ago
I have two Samsung tablets. Does that count?
geese28 10 months ago
Well it does say “he who sit upon the heavens shall laugh….”
Ken Norris Premium Member 10 months ago
Goodbye
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
…so it was written…
ericlscott creator 10 months ago
And on the 7th day, God killed.
jbduncan 10 months ago
Audience will always laugh for this comedian if they know what is good for them.
Jml58 10 months ago
Do like the seventh day, and take a rest.
davewhamond creator 10 months ago
“Are you guys ready for some religious jokes?”
ForALaugh Premium Member 10 months ago
“Oh, and in addition to taking two tablets, take Gaza too.”
cuzinron47 10 months ago
And we thought he had a sense of humor.
cuzinron47 10 months ago
Bleeb is looking absolutely glowing today.
Impkins Premium Member 10 months ago
Bleeb! Other side of the table!!!!!!!! And don’t forget to push the mulled wine. We’re stuck with it! :)
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
God has a wonderful sense of humor, his audience, not so much.
rbullfogg 10 months ago
Here’s one God can add to his stage act. LOL. :) What’s the most elasticial thing known to man? SKIN.There’s even proof in the Bible. Moses tied his a$$ to a palm tree and walked 40 mi out into the desert!
mbrahms26 10 months ago
Shouldn’t the act be a trio?
EdmundBabe 10 months ago
Too much facial hair for most women