Close to Home by John McPherson for December 21, 2024

Who cleans up the pellets?

I’ll bet the janitor really loves it.

Goat in the ’pulp-it ’ zone

Let’s see how eco friendly it is in a couple hours?

And nobody can paste the pieces back together after he’s done.

The new guy’s name is Billy.

They used to dump the shredded papers around the building’s landscaping as mulch. Looks like they’ve added a ‘middleman’.

Goats are really useful for cleaning up areas full of weeds and brush.

This document shredder is a food processor of sorts – it processes the documents/food into fertilizer.

Don’t worry….it all comes out in the end!

It’s self-emptying

XTRA WORK 4 HOUSEKEEPING!

G.O.A.T. shredder.

After work, the Greek owner takes Billy to a Cubs game.

There’s another one down the hall next to the “suggestion box”.

Office goat!

While Billy’s at work, the kids are at home with the nanny.

Bleeb is hiding again. I wonder why. Oh, no!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK OUT! PAPER JAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

And it does a very thorough job.

Can I get my dog hired to do this? She shreds everything.

When it came to shredding, Billy was the G.O.A.T.

He’s not kidding around!

No one would want to touch those documents after they were processed.

Shred documents then sell the fertilizer. I hope the goat in question is trained to wait until he or she is outside before dumping.

Hey, as long as the goat doesn’t mind …

He’s truly the GOAT