Close to Home by John McPherson for February 10, 2025

    ..and no doubt probing comments

Don’t get in the cone of the beam! I made that mistake a couple of times. Not fun!

Looks like it will be a little cramped in there. what’s his name is waving from the window.

Ann !!!

… see if my car keys are in there!

That’s love.

Isn’t that Bleeb’s uncle flying that saucer?!

You might never see her again, do you want to lose your phone too??

Bleeb’s staying in the house because he owes that guy five bucks.

Nope, these days it would be Instagram. Used to be TikTok. Facebook is for old folks.

Flying saute pans sometimes lose their grip on the home range.

LeCrueset and Cutco don’t lose their ‘grip’ very easily.

Up Ann at ‘em.

And Ann, what’s the WiFi password?!?

And they have FREE wifi up there!

She might be happier after takeoff. That guy is a jerk.

She’s probably gonna be too busy to do videos.

Bleeb hasn’t graduated to probing yet.

She’ll no doubt have some probing questions for him when she gets back. Fortunately, Bleeb is safe inside.

Funny, now that everyone has a video camera in their pocket, there are no more sensationalized alien abduction reports.

No sandwich for you, bucko

coulda just taken a video of the abduction… that should’ve been interesting enuf!