Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 16, 2009

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    pouncingtiger  almost 15 years ago

    Well, there goes late night television.

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    margueritem  almost 15 years ago

    So true about the Tiger jokes….

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    Steve Bartholomew  almost 15 years ago

    Gonna put a tiger in your tank.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    ..Breaking news…Tiger is changing his name to Lion Cheeta…

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    iamthelorax  almost 15 years ago

    I only heard 2 Tiger Woods jokes. The one 3hourtour just told, and the one about “What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?”

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    skiokanagan  almost 15 years ago

    Hilarious!

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    Nemesys  almost 15 years ago

    Ouch! It looks like Garry hates Tiger these days even more than he hates Fox News!

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    babka Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    reality t.v. minus the t.v.

    come to think of it, minus the reality.

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    mjlew01  almost 15 years ago

    thats the deepest level of foxnews and the osama bin Murdoch’s empire.

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    mjlew01  almost 15 years ago

    There should be a Constitutional Amendment making Divorce ILLEGAL. For the Sanctity of Mrriage.

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    jpozenel  almost 15 years ago

    Here we go again….Jesus, the bible, and the gay agenda all rolled into one.

    It’s so refreshing to hear from someone who doesn’t make judgments about others (as long as they keep their mouths shut.)

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    alfracto  almost 15 years ago

    Interesting how far afield these comments get.

    I heard somewhere that Jesus’ divorce comment was aimed at men who divorced their wives for mere convenience. He sought to protect wives from indiscriminate abandonment.

    Marriage needs no defense. Diversity heals.

    Tiger is simply off his pedestal and down here with the rest of us folks. Gary does not hate Tiger, he just thinks, as I do, that Tiger “coverage” is way over the top but none-the-less, a great source of humor.

    How about those Vikings?

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    ottod Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Still thought to be responsible for blue eyes, freckles, and red hair in Western Europe.

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    Ushindi  almost 15 years ago

    I see the “Mouth That Roared” is still with us, JTP…the Egyptians got boils and locusts from God - He sends us the Dotyman. I believe the Egyptians got the better deal.

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    RinaFarina  almost 15 years ago

    So tell me, what IS the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Everybody keeps referring to things I don’t know anything about!!

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    jpozenel  almost 15 years ago

    Ushindi, I thought that you had been exiled. Hope you didn’t miss some of yesterday’s rants. They were excellent!

    Is that a Snuggy you’re wearing now? Nice!

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 15 years ago

    Only those married can determine it’s value. If same sex couples are allowed to marry, they will value it the same as his & hers marriage. Some, less than a little on the side. Others, more than Heaven & Earth. Usually, good enough that a little on the side isn’t worth it.

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    KenyarJad  almost 15 years ago

    Heck, you could make Tiger jokes about stuff other than the affairs. “Tiger is considering changing his last name to ‘Shanks,’ since thoughts of woods make him break down in to tears.”

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    markitz  almost 15 years ago

    What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

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