Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 16, 2009

Well, there goes late night television.

So true about the Tiger jokes….

Gonna put a tiger in your tank.

..Breaking news…Tiger is changing his name to Lion Cheeta…

I only heard 2 Tiger Woods jokes. The one 3hourtour just told, and the one about “What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?”

Hilarious!

Ouch! It looks like Garry hates Tiger these days even more than he hates Fox News!

reality t.v. minus the t.v.

come to think of it, minus the reality.

thats the deepest level of foxnews and the osama bin Murdoch’s empire.

There should be a Constitutional Amendment making Divorce ILLEGAL. For the Sanctity of Mrriage.

Here we go again….Jesus, the bible, and the gay agenda all rolled into one.

It’s so refreshing to hear from someone who doesn’t make judgments about others (as long as they keep their mouths shut.)

Interesting how far afield these comments get.

I heard somewhere that Jesus’ divorce comment was aimed at men who divorced their wives for mere convenience. He sought to protect wives from indiscriminate abandonment.

Marriage needs no defense. Diversity heals.

Tiger is simply off his pedestal and down here with the rest of us folks. Gary does not hate Tiger, he just thinks, as I do, that Tiger “coverage” is way over the top but none-the-less, a great source of humor.

How about those Vikings?

Still thought to be responsible for blue eyes, freckles, and red hair in Western Europe.

I see the “Mouth That Roared” is still with us, JTP…the Egyptians got boils and locusts from God - He sends us the Dotyman. I believe the Egyptians got the better deal.

So tell me, what IS the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Everybody keeps referring to things I don’t know anything about!!

Ushindi, I thought that you had been exiled. Hope you didn’t miss some of yesterday’s rants. They were excellent!

Is that a Snuggy you’re wearing now? Nice!

Only those married can determine it’s value. If same sex couples are allowed to marry, they will value it the same as his & hers marriage. Some, less than a little on the side. Others, more than Heaven & Earth. Usually, good enough that a little on the side isn’t worth it.

Heck, you could make Tiger jokes about stuff other than the affairs. “Tiger is considering changing his last name to ‘Shanks,’ since thoughts of woods make him break down in to tears.”

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.