Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 30, 2012

Looks more like Old Limp Cuss, not heaven. So that would be the Mythuss?

God’s feminine expression, the Holy Spirit, thanks you for the plug. “We” did create the world, after all.

so women ruined the party? I thought women WERE the party…

It’s all believable except for the pizza delivery box!!! I mean really, doesn’t Wiley think we know there were no roads to drive the delivery cars back then!

Bad thing for God

if you are familiar with some of the old books when Adam was naming the animals he noticed that he was the only one that didn’t have a mate, he then tried to mate with a number of animals which pissed god off and prompted him to create Lilith, Lilith wanted to be on top, which didn’t suit Adam, and Lilith takes off to do her own thing, after a few more tries god creates Eve which satisfied Adam, until he framed her for the whole apple thing.

Now you see, this would simplify everything!

Can’t you smell that smell? Ooh, that smell The smell of death surrounds you…

( See it and say it that many times, and the word “smell” starts to seem really strange/funny.)

Panel two, to a fan of Wiley is like Christmas morning, so much to look at! I don’t know which is funnier, the bunny with the martini, or the snake with the beer drinking rig….Thank you, thank you, thank you, Mr. Miller…..

OK, the white bird with the pizza stuck on his beak going “Murf” is pretty funny too! and the little rat by the gator…Oh, man, Wiley is one sick person, and I mean that in the nicest sense of the word….

Your vote doesn’t count, lady. God is a fascist.

If that was the Missus’ reaction to politics, then we are overdue for another Flood… and it didn’t work that time either, sorry!

What is Mrs.Claus doing with her hands in the last panal?

Our Farter, who fart in Heaven,

How the dog be thy blame.

Thy stink done come,

Thy wind be done,

On earth as it is in High Heaven.

Take us this day our daily breath,

And forgive us our passes

As we forgive those who pass gas against us.

And lead us not into flatuation,

But deliver us from its evil,

For thine is the stinkdom

And its power and its odor

For ever and ever. Oh, man.

Careful! You’ll offend the self-righteous and there is nobody more annoying than they.

and i like the tiny turtle (just below the lion’s pizza). And the elephant appears to be the pizza-delivery guy, and is mysteriously also holding an apple! (the only one not drinking). hmmm—i wonder how the snake got the apple later? it’s good to know that SOMEone in Eden was eating healthy, though! ;)

Love the tv stand – the keg

It’s take-out pizza, not delivery.

Yeah….what She said….

Leonardo da Vinci stated something to the effect that the speech of so-called great men (politicians) was no better than the wind from their nether regions.

T-Rex rides a unicycle to bring them pizza. Don’t you remember? One of my favorite comics of all time was that other Before Eve strip.

A bit of real history….not myth!

Proving that politics is genetically masculine trait, I guess. But if they all got along so well back then, why not now?

I wish God would ‘clean out’ all the political crazies. Then we would know who was right.

I still didn’t find the bestiality part. I did find the rest and how she evolved in folklore from the rebellious wife of Adam to a sort of vampire haunting mostly children. I liked the part that the Lilithii(corect me) would cause night emissions to harvest the sperm LMAO

Nebulus, good one….sharunboy, I love his writing and his story lines too. He has a great sense of humor and brilliant comic timing….And it just occurred to me, I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen a snake wearing a ball cap before…..Wiley….

Feel free to make cracks about the Yankees…

nice artistry Wiley! I especially like the beer-cap on the serpent!

I don’t think you’re very far off on this one, Wiley. Love it!

Campfire scene (edited for t.v. so as not to offend anyone) from Blazing Saddles.

The burp of the blues.

Okay, how much for a poster of Panel 2?

TAKE MY MONEY

And so it was that politcs came to rule the land…limiting the rights of man.Every 4 years comes the statement “that didn’t work out so good…so let’s try again” But try as they might they never did get back to that “Perfrct time” when a belch was a vote.

Jeddidyah, spoken like a true riparian….

One last observation, the bored expression on the crocs face is just priceless….

Didn’t work — try again.

When Adam was naming the animals, the chimp questioned one of his choices. Adam replied, “Because it LOOKS like a hippopotomus, dammit!”

And the apple in the middle of the mayhem, untouched I might add.