MythTickle by Justin Thompson for December 17, 2009

I didn’t know that cannibals could eat that fast.. Heck he would eat the dentist before anything could be done for him.

So an elf and a cannibal walk into a bar and say “What the He!! are we doing together!”

The elf sort of brought this on himself; if he weren’t so caught up in the warm fuzzies of Christmas, he might have thought twice about describing himself to a cannibal as tasting like “sweet round candy”! Of course, the cannibal has paid a price….

This cannibal barely has a face, let alone a mouth. He does, however, have a nose that would do many an aircraft proud.

Oops - you’re right! That explains a LOT! (blush)

CAUTION!!! Eating elves promotes tooth decay,,,The ADA?????

…and it’s a fine remedy to that stupid Office Max “Elf” popup…

So which is better - the fluffy outside or the gooey inside?

If he eats outside of his own species, is he still a cannibal?

I love the ornaments on the cannibal–nice touch!

bmonk: You’re right. When he eats outside of his species, he’s not a cannibal, he’s a predator.

heh heh heh - - at least the “ornaments” weren’t blue - that would be another kind of joke all together!!!!

Hard to feel sorry for the elf. It’s obvious he knew the score right from the beginning.

“Dentist pull tooth. Me need bait for tooth fairy.”