Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for September 24, 2012

How about a buffalo robe?

Wow, that paddling story on the blog is super creepy. I’ll bet that vice-principal has some very interesting skeletons in his closet.

What have you done to Zeeba Neighba?!—Oh, wait. That’s a different comic strip. You know; the one by Cartoon-Boy?

No zebra would be caught dead wearing that pattern.

I have my own favorite blanket. It may be no more or less warm than others in the house, but I like it…

It goes well with your leopard underwear.

RE: Paddling (on blog):Just plain wrong. It isn’t education, it’s intimidation- and too often applied to the wrong persons by the wrong type of people. It’s hard to believe this still is happening; they even did an episode about this on “Little House on the Prairie” many years ago.

Well my zebra blanket has white stripes on a black background. Nyah!

No zebras were harmed during the creation of this comic strip.

Get out a deck of cards and we’ll play some stripe poker.

My blanket is two-sided. On the one side, nice cuddly cute zebra stripes. On the other, a fierce black panther with fangs and claws extended. Since I normally sleep nude, you can guess which side is the one that wraps my nice warm body.

On the blog: Sexiest braid anywhere—now I know what Satan’s serpent had going for him. // Wish the wrong-number crowd would study that telephone talk manual. // Orange support.

Paddlings were legal when I was a kid. And they were reasonably effective deterants, especially with the vice-principle’s, which had holes bored in it. And the mechanical drawing teacher was very strong. But it was always male on male, none of that craigslist stuff.

Google could easily comply with the Frogblog Standard by ranking and listing according to the “interesting” algorithm. Frogblog would always be there for us thrill seekers.

RE: Blog – Proper way to answer a telephone – How will the person answering the phone know who I am if I say, “This is Mr. Jones?”-Ms. Grandstaff seems to be clinging to a REALLY grand staff.

RE: Blog – You say the girl’s mother took photographs of the abused bottom in question … please post them … :-) PLEASE 8-)

You mean my purple and pink zebra blanket from Spencer’s isn’t their natural color?

You ought to see it under a black light; it’s bitchin.

i prefer something with scales…

oh how i wish i could un braid her hair…

So that’s where my pet Zebra, Zeke went to !

Cold room, Warm blanket. Sounds like my idea of heaven.

Some great pictures on the blog. Love the mirror and the antlers.

BRAIDI think the way to say what several have said here is, “I’d plait with her.”

Re Telephone Talk: Whenever I reach someone who says, “Mr. X. speaking,” I know I have the right party.

we still miss you Jim…

wish I didn’t have to pass the crown roast of Spam to reach Tony Dow (he’s even sexier now than when he was elder bro to the Beav!)

@JShort

Purple and pink? Was that after it was paddled?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messerschmitt_Me_321

The really neat thing about the Me-321/323 Gigant was the way it turned into such a money pit for the Reich. It started out as a hasty project to land troops and tanks in England, during a projected landing in 1940. That didn’t happen but they just couldn’t let go of the project. The Reich kept throwing more resources at it, depriving themselves of the means to do harm in other areas. Even when it worked as a transport it was a curse in a very effective disguise, tempting the Germans to waste more resources holding North Africa. (Maybe this is why those German soldiers went skinny-dipping in Libya: their swimming trunks were lost aboard a shot-down Me-323)

.. wondering what happened .. did the zebra come back for his blanket .. or the TV exploded ..I want my FA!

Teresa is being broken over up Packer’s loosing. She is being too much angry at refs to being writing.

TMI

Not even a lame announcement at the blog. Hope Teresa’s ok.

Re Dr. Batty’s Asthma Cigarettes at FBlog. When my wife [the Pert] was a small girl she would often stay at her paternal Grandmother’s. Granny suffered from asthma and indeed she smoked some kind of asthma cigarettes.

When the Pert entered college and caught her first scent of marihuana smoke she had a good notion just what the active ingredient must have been in her Granny’s Asthma Ciggies.

Holy frickin’ Moley! FB announces TWO WHOLE DAYS (Tuesday already past, Wednesday which is today) without FA! Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette! Cough!

The blog picture of Hitler was taken by Heinrich Hoffman, his favorite photographer, in 1926. It was probably done in connection with the publication of Mein Kampf. The goofball costume is part of Hitler’s ongoing effort to look like a man of the people. The Bavarian people, that is. (Black shoes and white socks. It figures.)

That little red car is a Fiat 500, possibly an “L” model. These were everywhere in Naples when I lived there in 1970, and I have seen one of these pull up to a curb and disgorge more Italians than a clown car at Ringling Brothers. Cheap and practical, it allowed people vehicular freedom without excessive cost, and you could park one just about anywhere.

Another creative crisis, hm? Time to take a brisk walk, in the autumn winds blowing, unclogging the mental nostrils!Nah, never worked for me neither. Maybe a vitamin supplement would work better?

RE: Blog – The photograph of Hitler … ???? One wonders how he was able to command an army of “real” men. He looks so wimpy.

You are correct. They were still black and white, while all else was transformed.