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That kid thats trying to recruit members to his rock band, called my cousin up (who just happens to be Carlos Santana Rossana Dana) but Carlos turned him down FLAT!! So I see this shadow looking over my shoulder as I was talking to Carlos and who do I see standing behind me? None other than Rod Serling!!!!! So I got otta there fast before I wound up in that Twilight Zone TV show!!!
In one panel it is larger
In another it is small
Just look at what they put us through
It doesnāt makes any sense at all
Donāt ask Locher
He isnāt on the ball
And he seems to have the habit
Of going nowhere at all
The story is loaded with useless filler
Like he has a need to stall
Dick Locher
Doesnāt seem to care at all
When those who comment on this board
Tell you it is time you should go
Your writing is god-awful
And the stories are moving slow
Is it malice
Thatās all we want to know
āWhen logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy deadā
You just might try writing it backwards
It would probably make more sense when read
And no matter what lies ahead
We will dread, we will dread
As I roll my last cigarette and fade into the sunset, Iāll always remember Chris Chendoās parting words, āLeave it to me to strike the right chord.ā
Does Chris think a Strad is a guitar? (Maybe heās thinking Strato, as in Stratocaster? ) Since when do you āstrikeā a chord on a violin? Last I heard, you can bow a chord, or play a single note pizzicato.
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ about 15 years ago
The snoopers donāt go out after midnight.
Ā”slĒĒÉ„Ź uo Ęıd ĒÉ„Ź ŹÉÉq Ęuıɹq
margueritem about 15 years ago
Bangs head on desk, and sobsā¦..
leakysqueaky712 about 15 years ago
That kid thats trying to recruit members to his rock band, called my cousin up (who just happens to be Carlos Santana Rossana Dana) but Carlos turned him down FLAT!! So I see this shadow looking over my shoulder as I was talking to Carlos and who do I see standing behind me? None other than Rod Serling!!!!! So I got otta there fast before I wound up in that Twilight Zone TV show!!!
FLIGHT SUIT about 15 years ago
Howās that song goā¦?
āAfter midnightā¦ we gonā let it all hang outā¦ā
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ about 15 years ago
leakysqueaky712 said, ā * * * So I got otta there fast before I wound up in that Twilight Zone TV show!!!ā
I think all of us are already there.
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ about 15 years ago
I donāt know why I get caught up in these reality comic strips.
I think Iāll join the circus. Does anyone have the phone number of the OāConnor Circus? Is that the one where the pig on wheels was spotted?
wndrwrthg about 15 years ago
To the tune of āWhite Rabbitā
In one panel it is larger In another it is small Just look at what they put us through It doesnāt makes any sense at all Donāt ask Locher He isnāt on the ball And he seems to have the habit Of going nowhere at all The story is loaded with useless filler Like he has a need to stall Dick Locher Doesnāt seem to care at all When those who comment on this board Tell you it is time you should go Your writing is god-awful And the stories are moving slow Is it malice Thatās all we want to know āWhen logic and proportion Have fallen sloppy deadā You just might try writing it backwards It would probably make more sense when read And no matter what lies ahead We will dread, we will dread
Apologies to Jefferson Airplane
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ about 15 years ago
As I roll my last cigarette and fade into the sunset, Iāll always remember Chris Chendoās parting words, āLeave it to me to strike the right chord.ā
Touching words, arenāt they?
Morrow Cummings about 15 years ago
And the puns keep rolling alongā¦ā¦.
LudwigVonDrake about 15 years ago
Why do Locher/Brozman feel the need to have everyone address each other with first and last names?
watcha about 15 years ago
At least we have not seen that high quality drawn concert hall for 2 days.
andy.vaughn about 15 years ago
Thatās what the great āDick Tracyā has become after so many wonderful years of entertainmentā¦Pun City USA!
Itās getting too ridiculous for words!
Nighthawks Premium Member about 15 years ago
oh, give him some credit, ānight musicā clearly is a reference to āEine Kleine Nachtmusikāā
just because his stories or artwork donāt always hold up to scrutiny doesnāt qualify him as complete idiot
prrdh about 15 years ago
Does Chris think a Strad is a guitar? (Maybe heās thinking Strato, as in Stratocaster? ) Since when do you āstrikeā a chord on a violin? Last I heard, you can bow a chord, or play a single note pizzicato.
Takiniteasy about 15 years ago
Nice avatar, VistaBill
idarke about 15 years ago
I need to put a scarf on. Itās the new cool thing. Everyoneās wearing them! Even indoors!
riley05 about 15 years ago
Ludwig, if Locher didnāt do that, heād worry that you would miss the sheer fall-on-the-floor hilarity of the names he gives the characters.
Vista Bill Raley and Cometā¢ about 15 years ago
Takiniteasy said, āNice avatar, VistaBillā
Thanks! Yours also.
margueritem about 15 years ago
wndrwrthg Jefferson Airplane says, āNo problem!ā
Great job, as usual.
LudwigVonDrake about 15 years ago
Joe, what I meant was why is everyone referring to each other using their full names instead of just āPhilā or āVirgilā.
G.V.007 about 15 years ago
What a name Virgil Osoh classic.