JDG: I thought we were talking about pastries, not low-quality fragile footballs.
Orgelspieler: what the heck is your problem? That was totally unnecessary. Are you just TRYING to instigate a flame war here? At least save it for a political column, i.e. State of the Union.
margueritem almost 15 years ago
NO! They constantly argue about that here on Earth…
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
Evolved? Must HAVE been hole-ly.
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
There aren’t any pastries lower than doughnuts.
pschearer Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Is this why some monks are called friars?
watcha almost 15 years ago
Well, according to me there is not much lower pastry than a doughnut, so these guys have not evolved really.
Brewster, just what are you going to do with this information once you get it?
Lyons Group, Inc. almost 15 years ago
@watcha:
Consume it!
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Donuts are certainly not at the top of the food chain.
JerryGorton almost 15 years ago
How about fruitcakes?
McGehee almost 15 years ago
The Author of the Holy Recipe said, “Let there be tasty breakfast pastries!”
alan.gurka almost 15 years ago
The only thing lower than a donut is a donut hole, and I’ll bet that’s what’s at the center of their galaxy: a big black donut hole.
BillTidler almost 15 years ago
All the theories above have holes in them…
pearlandpeach almost 15 years ago
a big black donut hole better be chocolate coverd.
GeeDee Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Twinkies are lowest form of pastry.
ChiehHsia almost 15 years ago
Teaparty Republicans are the lowest form of pastry.
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
I like the glazed look on Brewster…
Vbartilucci almost 15 years ago
The Intelligent Decoration theory is apparently gaining popularity on their planet.
The_Floodhunter almost 15 years ago
JDG: I thought we were talking about pastries, not low-quality fragile footballs.
Orgelspieler: what the heck is your problem? That was totally unnecessary. Are you just TRYING to instigate a flame war here? At least save it for a political column, i.e. State of the Union.
Sherlock Watson almost 15 years ago
I wonder if Brewster is going to play devil’s food advocate.
Varnes almost 15 years ago
I prefer fried cakes, the precursor of the doughnut. At some point someone said, “Hey, lets put yeast in ‘em!” The rest is history…
Ray_C almost 15 years ago
Dracip, my grandmother used to make fried cakes for breakfast on their farm. Yummy!!
Trebor39 almost 15 years ago
Better hope the doughnuts don’t get attacked by bagels because they are hole-ey too, and they use cream cheese shmears as weapons!
MommaMadeMe almost 15 years ago
I think I’d prefer my religion on the Food Network.
luckylouie almost 15 years ago
But bagels are more hole-ey than donuts. And they can’t be attacked because they have lox on them.
jimboylan over 10 years ago
Were they slow baked by a Divine Frier?Or, did they just evolve when the primordial dough was infected by yeast during the global warming?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 5 years ago
There are lower pastries????