JDG: I thought we were talking about pastries, not low-quality fragile footballs.
Orgelspieler: what the heck is your problem? That was totally unnecessary. Are you just TRYING to instigate a flame war here? At least save it for a political column, i.e. State of the Union.
margueritem over 14 years ago
NO! They constantly argue about that here on Earth…
Pacejv over 14 years ago
Evolved? Must HAVE been hole-ly.
Rakkav over 14 years ago
There aren’t any pastries lower than doughnuts.
pschearer Premium Member over 14 years ago
Is this why some monks are called friars?
watcha over 14 years ago
Well, according to me there is not much lower pastry than a doughnut, so these guys have not evolved really.
Brewster, just what are you going to do with this information once you get it?
Lyons Group, Inc. over 14 years ago
@watcha:
Consume it!
Ray_C over 14 years ago
Donuts are certainly not at the top of the food chain.
JerryGorton over 14 years ago
How about fruitcakes?
McGehee over 14 years ago
The Author of the Holy Recipe said, “Let there be tasty breakfast pastries!”
alan.gurka over 14 years ago
The only thing lower than a donut is a donut hole, and I’ll bet that’s what’s at the center of their galaxy: a big black donut hole.
BillTidler over 14 years ago
All the theories above have holes in them…
pearlandpeach over 14 years ago
a big black donut hole better be chocolate coverd.
GeeDee Premium Member over 14 years ago
Twinkies are lowest form of pastry.
ChiehHsia over 14 years ago
Teaparty Republicans are the lowest form of pastry.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
I like the glazed look on Brewster…
Vbartilucci over 14 years ago
The Intelligent Decoration theory is apparently gaining popularity on their planet.
The_Floodhunter over 14 years ago
JDG: I thought we were talking about pastries, not low-quality fragile footballs.
Orgelspieler: what the heck is your problem? That was totally unnecessary. Are you just TRYING to instigate a flame war here? At least save it for a political column, i.e. State of the Union.
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
I wonder if Brewster is going to play devil’s food advocate.
Varnes over 14 years ago
I prefer fried cakes, the precursor of the doughnut. At some point someone said, “Hey, lets put yeast in ‘em!” The rest is history…
Ray_C over 14 years ago
Dracip, my grandmother used to make fried cakes for breakfast on their farm. Yummy!!
Trebor39 over 14 years ago
Better hope the doughnuts don’t get attacked by bagels because they are hole-ey too, and they use cream cheese shmears as weapons!
MommaMadeMe over 14 years ago
I think I’d prefer my religion on the Food Network.
luckylouie over 14 years ago
But bagels are more hole-ey than donuts. And they can’t be attacked because they have lox on them.
jimboylan almost 10 years ago
Were they slow baked by a Divine Frier?Or, did they just evolve when the primordial dough was infected by yeast during the global warming?
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 4 years ago
There are lower pastries????