Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 16, 2012

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    BE THIS GUY  about 12 years ago

    The ultimate biological clock.

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    DylanThomas3.14159  about 12 years ago

    Whatever happened to Chase?

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    DylanThomas3.14159  about 12 years ago

    Mark is being incredibly rude, while Mike remains long-suffering with his friend.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Maybe he should find a new hobby, like space jumping.

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    cdward  about 12 years ago

    I disagree about marriage being a fraud. Yes, there is the legal aspect. But on the human front, people have have a need to make formal commitments in relationships of that magnitude. You could do away with the legal and religious “requirements” and still people would marry. Let’s face it, they’re not required to marry now, and the tax benefits aren’t all that great.

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    einarbt7  about 12 years ago

    I think they should both just go to sleep.

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    Beleck3  about 12 years ago

    of course marriage is a fraud. it’s there to satisfy longings of connections that some feel are transient and impermanent. aka the seven year itch. man is not meant to be monogamous. procreating is our main purpose for life. primarily religion is there to sanctify the connection. just look at mormonism, Christianity and all the others faith based beliefs/religions, they are used as an excuse to satisfy that connection. in a state approved connection.

    look at any right wing religion today, all bs and no substance. control issues, lol

    not to say there aren’t those who find the right one and stay together “forever.” few and far between, in reality.

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    Carol69  about 12 years ago

    “The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop, at late or early hour.

    Now is the only time you own. Live, love, toil with a will. Place no faith in time. For the clock may soon be still."

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    ramonesfan  about 12 years ago

    The thought of two men getting married is just plain silly. Why don’t they go to a psychotherapist instead?

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    diggitt  about 12 years ago

    Chase was a dead ringer—facially and intellectually—for Edmund Burke.

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    JAPrufrock  about 12 years ago

    Marriage is not a fraud. It’s a social-legal-religious contract to keep everyone in line.

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    summerdog86  about 12 years ago

    When this first ran here, the discussion we had was about Mark’s hair turning gray.

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    jmbfatcat  about 12 years ago

    We can only hope.

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    montessoriteacher  about 12 years ago

    Ever noticed how the most anti-gay politicians often turn out to be involved in some sort of gay scandal? Hmm.

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    jimsizemore1405  about 12 years ago

    All this talk over a lonely guy who wants and needs companionship and thankfully is getting it from a thoughtful and kind friend.

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    montessoriteacher  about 12 years ago

    Gee. Glad you think so, SkeptiCal.

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    montessoriteacher  about 12 years ago

    Of course, I am certainly not the first person to have made the observation about hypocritical anti-gay politicians. And I have a feeling that I won’t be the last.

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    route66paul  about 12 years ago

    Elizabeth Taylor might have allowed for 8 happily (at least, permanently) married women, it wasn’t for her peers.

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    jimsizemore1405  about 12 years ago

    … burdens are so much easier to bare when shared even briefly. Sadly something our nation finds the need to debate …

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    Linguist  about 12 years ago
    To paraphrase Samuel Rogers ( 1763 – 1855 ):

    It really doesn’t matter who you marry, because you’re sure to find out the next morning, that it was someone else.

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    donkk929  about 12 years ago

    Every citizen has the sole right to make decisions on how they live their lives. More importantly, It is not the government, YOU or anyone else’s job to make the decisions on who I marry, who I sleep with and the health decisions I make. Show me in the constitution where government has the ability to govern social rights.

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    bevgrey  about 12 years ago

    I read or heard somewhere that often what we dislike the most in others are the flaws we won’t admit we have.

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    Spaghettus1  about 12 years ago

    Do you actually think that a man who is working two jobs and still can’t afford proper healthcare for his children feels “free”?

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    Only a sinner saved by grace  about 12 years ago

    Gag.

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    potrerokid  about 12 years ago

    CALLING SAN FRANCISCO “FRISCO” IS AN INSULT!!!!! I think there’s one in Texas & one in Colorado, but not in California!!!!! BTW, I’m a native of SF but haven’t lived there in years (because of the current population), & still find the term insulting!!!!!!!

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    DylanThomas3.14159  about 12 years ago

    Jesus usually spoke in Aramaic, not Hebrew. However, the New Testament records Jesus as being competent in written Hebrew, making him extremely unusual, since he was not raised-and-schooled in a scriptorium. In fact, he was always exposing the existing scribes for “not knowing” the Hebrew-scripted Bible. At the time there also existed the Hebrew Oral Bible which, if anything, was considered as MORE authoritative than the Hebrew Script Bible. The two existed side by side. The Oral Hebrew Bible predated the Written Bible by hundreds if not thousands of years. Archaeological evidence is obscure. But Hebrew tradition has the Torah given to Moses on Sinai in BOTH oral and written forms.

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    ArtisticArtemis  about 12 years ago

    I have to ask, though, what’s wrong with a nice, formal, pretty, well-attended marriage ceremony that has nothing to do with any form of government, whatsoever, on any level?

    All forms of marriage between consenting adults should be legal.

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    DylanThomas3.14159  about 12 years ago

    KOCH INDUSTRIES WARNS 45,000 EMPLOYEES OF “CONSEQUENCES” IF THEY DON’T VOTE FOR REPUBLICANS

    Rebecca Leber, News Report: The Koch brothers’ $60 million pledge to defeat President Obama — along with their political network’s $400 million spending — make them two of the most influential conservatives this election. Not content with their unprecedented influence in politics, the Kochs have also taken to influencing the votes of their employees. According to In These Times, Koch Industries sent 45,000 mailers to employees at Koch subsidiary Georgia Pacific, urging votes for Romney and other conservative candidates. The letter warns ominously of “consequences” for the workers if Republicans lose.

    http://us.mc452.mail.yahoo.com/mc/welcome?.gx=0&.rand=34dbpc8ic48bs#pg=showMessage&sMid=0&&filterBy=&.rand=851039595&midIndex=0&mid=2_0_0_1_621171_AFbFtEQAAR5SUH2NqwEVwwtxycI&f=1&fromId=info@nationofchange.org&m=2_0_0_1_621171_AFbFtEQAAR5SUH2NqwEVwwtxycI,2_0_0_1_617258_AIzFtEQAAQ4EUH1BpwckxhSbOvY,2_0_0_1_616067_AJXFtEQAAICMUHynxA3IPUYIZoM,2_0_0_1_614733_AKfFtEQAAE9hUHyUdAldzhI7L2s,2_0_0_1_612685_AE3FtEQAARIrUHyG8gDnbzia4gU,2_0_0_1_600512AIPFtEQAAXaHUHnZig1OU3uvXn8,&sort=date&order=down&startMid=0&hash=c5923c6e748ed8dc48d0a3bc16179e6a&.jsrand=8201603

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    montessoriteacher  about 12 years ago

    Not that they didn’t have corruption and an unholy alliance on a large scale when TR was alive, but we are in the digital age, with electronic voting machines and all kinds of technology which can be helpful and not so helpful if used improperly.

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    Rickapolis  about 12 years ago

    Mike is worried about the clock on the wall, not the damned biological one.

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    DylanThomas3.14159  about 12 years ago

    “Let’s not even mention ….”

    No, mention them. What’s your point?

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    DylanThomas3.14159  about 12 years ago

    OASSBG, please note the following from the National Academy of Sciences regarding evidence for evolution.

    “The evolutionary biologists who discovered Tiktaalik predicted that they would find fossils intermediate between fish and limbed terrestrial animals in sediments that were about 375 million years old. Their discovery confirmed the prediction made on the basis of evolutionary theory. In turn, confirmation of a prediction increases confidence in that theory.”

    —National Academy of Sciences, http://www.nationalacademies.org/evolution/TheoryOrFact.html

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    kaffekup   about 12 years ago

    Benghazi? Is that all you got? Then you’ve lost.The economy is recovering, and speculators are still playing with oil prices.

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    DylanThomas3.14159  about 12 years ago

    I’m listening to the Obama-Romney debate right now on National Public Radio (I don’t own a TV set), and I can tell you already that Obama is booting better behind than he did in their first debate.

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    montessoriteacher  about 12 years ago

    Obama is doing well. Romney is still changing positions as of now even. Candy is stopping mitt’s filibusters.

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    markjoseph125  about 12 years ago

    I believe this post speaks eloquently to what religion in general, and fundamentalist christianity in specific, can do a human being. Remember Steven Weinberg’s dictum, “With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil—that takes religion.”On the other hand, it was pretty amusing to see JJ complain about Dylan’s “somewhat hateful ideas of life,” and then immediately launch into a hate-filled, name calling tirade against him. It pinned my irony meter!He said he hoped god blesses Dylan, but didn’t say which god……so, I’ll do it for him. Hey Dylan, ol’ buddy ol’ pal—may the Flying Spaghetti Monster drop a double helping of marinara sauce on your plate!

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