Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 17, 2012

Special gravity defying earrings.

What do you get Chip? Something to replace that Alfalfa veg-o-matic hairdo. In all the years of reading Gil Thorp, never recall a Floyd the Barber in the fair town of Milford.

What do you get? Maybe some gloves to cover the fingernail polish you’re wearing. Wouldn’t want to chip a nail. His nails might still be wet because he can’t handle the fries.Doyle will have leprechauns in sombreros for next week’s halftime.

Not sure if that’s a romantic conncection in P1, or if Terry and Angie are just practicting their mouth-to-mouth instruction from Health class.

I guess I’m not too hep when it comes to new slang. Is a french fry anything like a french kiss?

Gee, I dunno, maybe Angie Sanchez could be the secret to getting me over my Cassie fixation.

Angie Sanchez = the human pin cushion at MILFord

You get a pie in the face, Moe.

Wait until Terry finds out that Angie Sanchez is really Protestant Irish from Belfast… then the Romeo/Juliet West Side Milford story will really get running.

The white van pulls up to MHS, and Terry and Angie take off running. It turns out both families are illegals. Terry and Angie turn up 3 yrs later in Hollywood starring in a new wave remake of the Lucille Ball show, with Terry as Desi with a brogue.

OMG, he ate her face.