Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 06, 2012

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    Randy B Premium Member about 12 years ago

    Does she poke at the keys while being magnificent, or does she produce magnificent music from the piano?

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    Nebulous Premium Member about 12 years ago

    So Marigold will give Phoebe the ability to play Awesome Music by butt-dialing her cell phone.Right????

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 12 years ago

    Rats, now I’ll have to wait until Monday to find out.

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    Anonymouse2.0  about 12 years ago

    If Marigold use magic does that mean Phoebe is gonna learn how to play the piano with her nonexistent tail.

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    TheDOCTOR  about 12 years ago

    Chico Marx was a good piano player, so was Victor Borgue…..Marigold did you teach THEM?

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    StrangerCoug  about 12 years ago

    Good punchline.

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    ewalnut  about 12 years ago

    So is Phoebe going to grow a tail to play the piano with?

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    Comic Minister Premium Member about 12 years ago

    I see.

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    Paul of Eugene  about 12 years ago

    Or she’ll play with only one finger but that finger will move over the key board r e a l l y fast.

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    kaykeyser  about 12 years ago

    Be careful what you wish for Phebe or you’ll be sitting on your keys.

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    bopard  about 12 years ago

    you don’t need fingers. Mozart hit 5 octaves pinkie thumb of each hand taking the low/high ocatves, and middle C he hit with his nose. Great Balls of Fire was chorded with the guy’s heel. .The butt chord is well recognized as expressing disgust. A conductor finally got one prima donna under control, after she played the butt chord, with the simple statement ’’Well, well 5 octavis."

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    bopard  about 12 years ago

    Many branches of magic involve temporary gain of skill/knowledge a user does not have naturally. .Enchanted objects that grant more perm effect can be really dangerous.,

    MAR seems fairly immature in uses of magic. ?Is she 13-years-old in unicorn years?

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