Monty by Jim Meddick for November 01, 2012
October 31, 2012
November 02, 2012
Transcript:
Halloween's over EB... Why're you still wearing your costume? Believe me, I wish I wasn't!... This costume was a big mistake! All night long, people kept shoving half empty beer bottles into me and half eaten nacho platters... Guacamole dip... You name it!... Yeah. Ok. But why're you still in it?! There is a massive wad of juicy fruit stuck between the costume and my rear exhaust manifold... I've heard it helps to loosen gum if you rub peanut butter on it...
Limpid Lizard about 12 years ago
Aw. No Janet Reno. :(
Sisyphos about 12 years ago
Yeah, Monty? Well, guess who’s gonna have to do that rubbing in that intimate place, since E.B. himself can’t reach it?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 12 years ago
Well, if you’re going to go out in a trashy costume…I guess you attract trash.
Kroykali about 12 years ago
Next year he should go as a mailbox. Think of all the stuff he could collect that way!
1Username about 12 years ago
A mailbox? Do you mean that little icon on my computer desktop? ;-)
Durak Premium Member about 12 years ago
Whatever you do, don’t put a bone in it!
hometownk Premium Member about 12 years ago
You’re really fixated on this, aren’t you?