Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 23, 2012

Doyle Dane has done his work well. The jealousy is building. The idea that Terry is “taking over” Milford High reminds of a great B movie called High School Caesar with John Ashton, who plays a rich kid with absentee parents. He starts running rackets at the school just for kicks.

This investigation will end up with him being stripped of all seven Tour de Ireland championships.

By “taking over” Doyle means he’s running a protection racket and selling cigarettes off the back of a truck like his IRA uncles in Belfast.

Thanks to Doyle’s efforts, Terry’s Marketing Awareness Level has increased significantly. Unfortunatly for the football team, jealousy is growing. This Doofus could wreck the season from the outside in.

Rest easy, Gilfans. I am fully confident that Marjie’s investigative skills will get to the bottom of this bogus storyline.

The media circus that will ensnare Terry will soon free the truth. Doyle, for all his alleged marketing talents, will be shown for the fraud he is. The question is whether he will poison not only Terry’s brand, but his attitude. Will Terry become a braggard? Will he score a date with Marjie? Will Doyle come out of the closet as a full blown idiot? Will anyone claim the water bottle in the middle of the table?

I thought burgers and soda pop were forbidden in school cafeterias now. Or is that a flask in the middle of the table?

@Uncle KazYou can have the bottle, I’ll grab his wallet.

I initially read the reporters name as Major Deuce.

It’s all fun and games…until someone gets hurt.

(Someone had to say it.)

Have no fear. Juicy Ducey will get to the bottom on things.

P3 – Is he standing on a ledge? Jump! Jump! That will spice up the “storyline”.

Uncle Kaz, you sure do ask a lot of questions for a guy from New Jersey.

Some indication of why the eff Doyle is doing all this would be appreciated.

I think Doyle is preparing himself for adult life as a public relations guru. Promoting Terry as a commodity is his practice run. He is very similar to the character Milo Minderbinder in “Catch-22.”I hate him more than any character I’ve come across in this amazing comic.

Man crush much Doyle?