Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 02, 2012
Transcript:
Danae: Hey, Daddy... just want to let you know that I've decided to stop being invisible. Joe: Oh? How come? Danae: I realized that good behavior is a conflict of interest with my dream of being a mega-media celebrity. Joe: Anything else you want to tell me? Danae: Um... yeah. Leave the TV off until the local news is over...
Dtroutma about 12 years ago
At least the smoke alarm isn’t going off, yet.
thirdguy about 12 years ago
Any reason to leave the TV off is a good one!
Linguist about 12 years ago
She got a job as a political pundit on Fox.
The Nihilist about 12 years ago
…and don’t answer the door either
cdward about 12 years ago
…and if anyone in a blue uniform should come to the door looking for me, I’m invisible again.
Varnes about 12 years ago
Only a mega media celebrity? It’s not like her to set her sights so low….
Rational Anarchist about 12 years ago
UH OH. (sigh)
Cajtri87 about 12 years ago
Her logic is impeccable.
blackman2732 about 12 years ago
That’s my girl. Welcome back, Danae.
sarah413 Premium Member about 12 years ago
Thus spoketh Charlie Sheen, Bobby Brown (see his get up for Halloween?) and the rest of the lot. Correct in saying turn off the t.v. Maybe if we did, some of these irrelevant types might just disappear.
Can't Sleep about 12 years ago
…And call your lawyer.
sonnygreen about 12 years ago
Nice one!
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
…and don’t open the front door for the paparrazzi, and don’t answer the phone, and let Lindsay Lohan borrow the car so she can go home tonight and Danae can get some sleep…
Defective Premium Member about 12 years ago
Some of you missed the implied reason for the tv being left off, and her not being invisible any more. She did something that made the news and doesn’t want her father to find out about it!
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
The police are knocking on the door.
Sliprod about 12 years ago
Why do the same idiots that watch TV , have to comment on on a most brilliant comic ??
pcolli about 12 years ago
Our local news: butcher cuts finger; farmer loses dog; Mrs Mousemangle of Perranporth discovers Arc of Covenant in attic..Local weather: Danea causes heavy rain.
dfowensby about 12 years ago
the HD monitor i’m using used to be my TV. now i watch what i want. have yet to see/hear a tv political ad. this election. dont look like i’ve missed anything, either.