Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for November 01, 2012
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Jimbo: Too much Halloween candy isn't healthy for any child. Coryky: Agreed. Jimbo: A responsible parent thins out the oodles of assorted sweet treats. Jimbo: I am that parent, Corky. Corky: Me, too! Corky: I've got licorice bites, gummy bursts and coconut chews! Jimbo: Look! Lollipops and tangy tarts!
artybee about 12 years ago
Hey, a dad’s gotta do what a dad’s gotta do. (Although moms do this, too.)
LeoAutodidact about 12 years ago
Two brave Dads “throwing themselves on the grenade” to save their kids.
Brings a tear to yer eye. (sniff)
Doctor11 about 12 years ago
My dad was bugging my sister for dark chocolate when she got back.
chefcass about 12 years ago
i only had 9 trick or treaters last night. And one of them was dressed like a pimp.
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
candy haul…charleston chews, mounds, mike and ike, m&ms, baby ruths, butterfingers, milky ways, 3 musketeers, crunch, york peppermint patties, kit kats, lifesavers, heath, twizzlers, skittles, sweet tarts, paydays, rolos, reeces peanut butter cups, twix, snickers, mr goodbar.
dfowensby about 12 years ago
last night makes 8 straight years without a trick-or-treater coming by. norfolk, va. what a suck town
lunyme about 12 years ago
I wish they had been my parents (they’re taking all the stuff i didnt care for anyway… my parents always took a bunch of the snickers, kit kats, and other “good” candy!)
Gokie5 about 12 years ago
My daughter’s place faces out on a highway, with a 200-foot driveway. Never any trick or treaters. Otherwise, they’d have to walk through our back-door neighbor’s yard. (He lets us use it.) One grandkid wanted to take our bag o’ candy (which we always get “just in case”) up to the school-bus shelter for the trick or treaters on 1st St. We wouldn’t let her. For trick or treating we freeload off Kohler, WI, which is fancier. Then we eat at Chilli’s. I’m sure you could make some fun in Norfolk.
Puddleglum2 about 12 years ago
@chefcass,Maybe the pimp wanted ‘eye candy’!
aprilbt13 about 12 years ago
if the person at the door offered my daughter a choice she would look back at me for prompting ( peanut m&m!)… such a sweetheart!
ambr95012 about 12 years ago
I had 12 trick or treaters last night. First time in double digits in albuquerque! I was so happy!
ampeck about 12 years ago
Hada ton of trick-or-treaters last night and my 4-year-old got a lot of candy adn he was giving me and his dad candy quite a bit after we got back from his adventures.
water_moon about 12 years ago
I took my two around the new neighborhood and was suprised when several of the treat givers were telling my kids “Grab something for your mom.” But then it seemed like trick-or-treaters were thin on the ground, at least compared to my old neighborhood.
beyondnow777 about 12 years ago
Just read the list of ingredients. You’ll never want any store-bought candy again.
DKHenderson 8 months ago
I remember a “Foxtrot” where Andy bought a bunch of “good” candy, even though she was still planning to hand out little boxes of healthy raisins. And then there was Wanda on “Baby Blues” who hoarded the quality creme eggs for herself.