Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 03, 2012

Gil Thorp has vanished off the face of the Earth. Won’t you help? Please send your cards and donations to: “Where Is Gil? Box 999, Milford, USA.”

…easy because Terry hasn’t done anything, just the nosy Doyle who lives vicariously through others.

The comic should be re-named “Doyle Dane,” and can be about Doyl’s medddling in other people’s lives. He could give Mary Worth lessons in meddling.

“I can’t wait to see how this storyline turns out” said nobody, ever.

Terry is going fall real hard when he does fall.

Everyone applaud, hopefully this is the culmination of this story line and we can move on to something interesting.

Gil is on a flight to NY to appear on Celebrity Apprentice. The Donald tells Gil to get back to Milford and win some games or, well, YOUR’RE Fired! Gil sulks and sits down between Hulk Hogan(was that Mimi in that tape?) and Vanna White and ponders his future. Doyle said he should try to get the MNF gig that John Gruden has, andGil thinks Doyle is a superb career advisor.

Trying to figure out what is behind the podium in P1. Is that a big jumbo jet?

Not so fast GILford fans. I NEVER have seen a young lady in the homecoming court wering pants! Arrgh! Is Cyndy a switch hitter or, will she turn and change her name to Willow? Will The Milford Knight entertain with a halftime Riverdance? Will Angie and Maddie give Terrence a MILFord sandwich? Will Gil be a real coach and risk messing up that perfect Brylcreem do by donning the headset? Linda Richmond says, “Talk amongst yourselves.”

So are we going to have a few panels now where Terry starts making out with Cyndy Canty? And, there’s a chance he hasn’t made out yet with the lady driving the car in P3.

Flight L40 now boarding.

I nominate Chip Visci for sportsman of the year. Guy moves in next door, becomes a football hero for doing almost nothing, has all the girls in town after him and now beats out Chip for homecoming prince. And Chip seems genuinely happy for him — not a trace of resentment. This kid is one in a million.

I hope Cyndy isn’t late for her bowling league. Don’t want to miss the beer frame.

Gil has gone into deep cover as he searches for his missing kids.

And next they dance like John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John.

@kdizzle – great comment.

I’ve never heard of a Homecoming Prince and/or Princess, Homecoming King and Queen, yes. This story is lame and getting lamer.