Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 17, 2012

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    Linguist  almost 12 years ago

    Linguist’s Law: He who gets a pre-nup, gets to keep the shirt on his back.Happy 20th Anniversary, Wiley !

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    keenanthelibrarian  almost 12 years ago

    Why would you bother?? Is the statement supposed to make his son strive harder to achieve? Depends on how much you love your ex-wife, I suppose. Ah, now I get it, it’s a poisoned chalice!!

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    runar  almost 12 years ago

    Instead of divorcing her, take her to a taxidermist and have him turn her into a trophy wife.

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    AKHenderson Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    If only he could travel back into “Before Eve” time and warn Adam.

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    vwdualnomand  almost 12 years ago

    many times the offspring of the person who created the company and worked like a dog to become a success. the offspring are spoiled, ungrateful, incompetent, d bags who don’t want to go into the family business because they have their own dreams like being a pro ice dancer.

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    Cool, that means the ex-wife has to deal with the recent discovery of buried toxic biohazard chemicals

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 12 years ago

    Businessman’s Son: " Sure, as soon we finish pre-school!"

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    gordrogb Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    Not if future governments have anything to say about it!

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    hcr1985  almost 12 years ago

    Shouldn’t it say “One day this will all belong to your knocked up mistress!!!”

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    He must have bumped off his old lady.

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    daveoverpar  almost 12 years ago

    I think Obama will take it before he gets out of kindergarten. Either that or he will regulate it until the father moves the whole thing to China.

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    pawpawbear  almost 12 years ago

    At last, a strip that provides common ground that we can build upon to unite ourselves. Thank you Wiley, master mediator.

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    kparsels  almost 12 years ago

    He won’t have it long the government taxes and the EPA will shut them down long before then.

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    dabugger  almost 12 years ago

    oh so very utterly true………then be so stupid as to run for president……

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    Varnes  almost 12 years ago

    USA, what’s your take on quantum physics?

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    eskimo quinn  almost 12 years ago

    1/3 of this will belong to your lawyers and hers….

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    cookies333  almost 12 years ago

    Just don’t get married in the first place.

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    route66paul  almost 12 years ago

    we should walk the walk. If something is not allowed to be manufactured in the US because of OSHA rules, anything made that way should not be allowed to be imported. Lets level the playing field, if we really care. The tree huggers and the NIMBY types are just being used by US corporations to justify going offshore for manufacturing.We need to make industrial zones that include large scale operations that make it easier to build the plants we need and to use the laws to help the American worker and consumer.

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    Rickapolis  almost 12 years ago

    The pollution?

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    pcolli  almost 12 years ago

    Bearing in mind what dad says, surely ,"Some day son, all this will belong to your step brothers.

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    pawpawbear  almost 12 years ago

    I thought for sure this one could be left at the war between the sexes. But noooooooooooooo, this lot is bound to argue politics if its about baby farts.

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    runar  almost 12 years ago

    It was your patron saint Dubya who shoulda’ done it.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member almost 12 years ago

    The family owned businesses that I’ve known among divorced friends have all ended up owned by the bank.

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    freeholder1  almost 12 years ago

    Can i quote you verbatum?

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    Robeykr  about 11 years ago

    Viva the single life!

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