That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for November 13, 2012

“But I made a reservation three weeks ago….the guys are waiting for me. Couldn’t I, at least, wait at the bar while you sort it out?”

You can leave your hat on.

You should have R.S.V.P’d.

“Hey, I don’t need attitude from you , lady. I don’t make up the lists!”

Sorry, men only.

Click-to-enlarge image can be found here, or at the only work by this artist, so far, to appear in Mr. Melcher’s blog.Apart from a different coloration image, and an entry in a brief chronology from this artist‘s life, The Vision of St Bernard (links show the painting’s Wikipedia page, and his Catholic Encyclopedia entry) isn’t, as far as I can tell, online at its current-location.Another coloration, click-to-enlarge image can be found here, with a brief description, and 2 yet different coloration click-to-enlarge detail images here and here. Other different coloration images can be found here and here; but there are many different coloration and detail images available online. The artist’s Catholic Encyclopedia entry, Wikipedia page and collection (many more under Subcategories at each level).

Theres something moving in my stomach, Doctor, that I didn’t put there. . .

There’s a swarm of bees around my head that won’t go away. Have you an exterminator on the list?

" What do you mean I’m not on the list / I’ve got to be on that list. I’m his mother for God’s sake ! "

“Sorry, the sign says SANDALS REQUIRED…”

She caught him reading porn.

Can you imagine YOUR wife telling you it was God that made her pregnant? That the angels told her?

Maybe it’s Dorothy trying to get in to see Blues Traveler.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ousaiByU1ko.-Cougar :{)

With 150 billion galaxies and 150 billion star systems in each, can you imagine how many other divine kids and mothers we’re talking about here?