Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 28, 2012
Transcript:
Lucy: Wait... explain that to me again... Danae: It' simple... You just loudly say what you want to be true. People want it to be true, too... that's when you quickly and quietly say why it's not all true, but they're not listening anymore, so it's their fault if they still believe you! Lucy: And that's not lying? Danae: Nope! It's what adults call a disclaimer. Lucy: But adults always say, "Honesty is the best policy"... Danae: See? You tuned out their disclaimer on how that old saying doesn't apply to business.
LumFan almost 12 years ago
You know, I seem to have missed all of those disclaimers on Hannity’s or Limbaugh’s shows. But, then again, I am not as clever as they are./sarcasm
Superfrog almost 12 years ago
My favourite disclaimer is “This is a paid political announcement”
vwdualnomand almost 12 years ago
it doesn’t apply to business because money rules over honesty.
The Old Wolf almost 12 years ago
Danae is the personification of everything that’s wrong with corporate culture / politics in our world today. As corporations and politicians never wake up and smell the coffee, I predict Danae will never do so either.
Varnes almost 12 years ago
Honestly…honestly….I’ve heard that term recalled, before….. with fondness….must have been cool time
dkendraf almost 12 years ago
Oh, meow, Danae!
SackofRabidWeasels almost 12 years ago
Danae is an example of why people look to dark horse characters to keep their interest in any form of entertainment.
RetroJenny almost 12 years ago
Danae is one twisted girl. LOL
Kali39 almost 12 years ago
ThisIsFoxNewsNetworkWeAreFairAndBalancedNotIntended ToBeAFactualStatementYourMilageMayVaryBrainsMayNotBe UsedWhereThereIsLifeYouAreInTheNoSpinZoneRightNow
Peabody-Martini almost 12 years ago
I’m having a vision of a sudden trip down the hall to the Principal’s office.
tripwire45 almost 12 years ago
Doesn’t apply to politics, either. Doesn’t apply to much else these days.
einarbt7 almost 12 years ago
Where do we go from here?
Beleck3 almost 12 years ago
lol, life is like a box of chocolates, lol. it is always fun to see Danae spouting off “truisms.”
after all, what would business do if it couldn’t lie, cheat, steal and otherwise corrupt and destroy the planet?
dabugger almost 12 years ago
now just wait a minute; what if business is not the criteria….she is just getting too smarty…..it can get her in trouble…..but what is not new?
x666dog almost 12 years ago
Danae is the personification of humanity. Deep down we are all in it for ourselves, a few occasionally rise above the muck for a brief period. All our heroes have something in their background that is not pleasant at best. Look at Christopher Columbus, Abe Lincoln, and now General Petraeus.
OGeniusOne almost 12 years ago
I think that this is true about “televangelists,” but not regular pastors. But I agree, when a church gets to be too large all the ‘preacher’ see’s is money signs. I know a pastor that has a shirt that says “religion kills.” He uses it to start conversations.
cptvdo1 almost 12 years ago
Of course the government never lies….Obama call your office.
Vonne Anton almost 12 years ago
Danae said, “People want it to be true, too…” Yes, we would like to have a cure for what ails us; yes, we would like to believe that car is affordable; yes, we would like to own our own home; yes, we would like our personal everlasting future in paradise conditions to be guaranteed….and frauds take advantage of our hopefulness, rather than helping us achieve what we want. Shame on them.
dflak almost 12 years ago
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Rista almost 12 years ago
Meh, Politics, business, religion and con artists. All use the exact same trick and it works almost every time.Tell ’em what they secretly want to hear. (“The world is all about/for you”)Scare the hell out of them by telling them they are about to lose all they have. Then..Offer to sell them a beautiful fix that only the politico, padre, business shill or con man can offer.
Rinse and repeat as often as possible for as long as the sheep have anything to be sheared of.For a money-man it’s create a need by telling someone they can’t live with out the product or because someone else they admire has it they won’t be cool/successful or what ever if they don’t buy it.For politico’s its “The sky is falling! The ___ are coming to take your ___ away.”For religions its “Your going to hell if you don’t obey. Or if you allow X to happen the world will end and you’ll all be Looooooost”
Linguist almost 12 years ago
Humanity I Love You____________________________________Humanity i love youbecause you would rather black the boots ofsuccess than enquire whose soul dangles from hiswatch-chain which would be embarrassing for both
parties and because youunflinchingly applaud allsongs containing the words country home andmother when sung at the old howard
Humanity i love you becausewhen you’re hard up you pawn yourintelligence to buy a drink and whenyou’re flush pride keeps
you from the pawn shop andbecause you are continually committingnuisances but moreespecially in your own house
Humanity i love you because youare perpetually putting the secret oflife in your pants and forgettingit’s there and sitting down
on itand because you areforever making poems in the lapof death Humanity
i hate you________________________________________
e.e.cummingsjkhandy almost 12 years ago
We all know the truth. The really sad thing is that we all sit around complaining about it, but do nothing to change it. Maybe if we all stopped looking up to any other human, knowing that they are just as imperfect as us, then humanity just might unite.
ronpolimeni almost 12 years ago
@ Clark Kent – Excellent comment.
Reppr Premium Member almost 12 years ago
It doesn’t apply to cartoons, either!
pcolli almost 12 years ago
The “religion” and the parent bodies are the problem, as I see it. The original message (which has become distorted over time) was all we need..I am not a believer in a “god” but as a philosophy, Christianity and Buddhism are as good a way of life as any.
ninety_nine_percent almost 12 years ago
So Wiley, are you saying that Danae is Fox News? I hope not!
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
I’ll never, never lie to you (except when there is no other choice). (That is the disclaimer)
lin4869 almost 12 years ago
One shouldn’t generalize about these things. The church I attend is committed to “taking the love of Christ into the world.” Our donations support many programs that do just that.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 12 years ago
And that’s absolutely true!!
laojim almost 12 years ago
You know, that is more or less exactly what the hero of the ancient Chinese book, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, did. Cao Cao put up posters telling people that the king had ordered something. Admitting that it was false he pointed out that everyone else wanted it to be true so when the king actually did find out about it he would probably order it. Remarkable historical example.
BloomCo almost 12 years ago
So that’s how the global warming alarmists work.
reynard61 almost 12 years ago
First of all, whether Hostess made Iron Kids or any other multigrain product is basically irrelevant to my actual point; which is that there are plenty of personifications of what’s wrong with us, culturally and politically, these days. Second; If I were to go up to, say, 100 total strangers and ask them who made Iron Kids Bread, and then asked 100 more after that who made Twinkies, how many correct answers do you think I’d get on each? I’d be willing to bet real money that I’d get more correct answers with the “Twinkies” question than I would with the “Iron Kids” question simply because Hostess has become better known for it’s junk food than for it’s breads.
As to my perceived “ignorance”, I’ll leave that for the other readers to judge and comment on.