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Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 28, 2012
Transcript:
Lucy: Wait... explain that to me again... Danae: It' simple... You just loudly say what you want to be true. People want it to be true, too... that's when you quickly and quietly say why it's not all true, but they're not listening anymore, so it's their fault if they still believe you! Lucy: And that's not lying? Danae: Nope! It's what adults call a disclaimer. Lucy: But adults always say, "Honesty is the best policy"... Danae: See? You tuned out their disclaimer on how that old saying doesn't apply to business.
LumFan about 12 years ago
You know, I seem to have missed all of those disclaimers on Hannityâs or Limbaughâs shows. But, then again, I am not as clever as they are./sarcasm
Superfrog about 12 years ago
My favourite disclaimer is âThis is a paid political announcementâ
vwdualnomand about 12 years ago
it doesnât apply to business because money rules over honesty.
The Old Wolf about 12 years ago
Danae is the personification of everything thatâs wrong with corporate culture / politics in our world today. As corporations and politicians never wake up and smell the coffee, I predict Danae will never do so either.
Varnes about 12 years ago
HonestlyâŠhonestlyâŠ.Iâve heard that term recalled, beforeâŠ.. with fondnessâŠ.must have been cool time
dkendraf about 12 years ago
Oh, meow, Danae!
SackofRabidWeasels about 12 years ago
Danae is an example of why people look to dark horse characters to keep their interest in any form of entertainment.
RetroJenny about 12 years ago
Danae is one twisted girl. LOL
Kali39 about 12 years ago
ThisIsFoxNewsNetworkWeAreFairAndBalancedNotIntended ToBeAFactualStatementYourMilageMayVaryBrainsMayNotBe UsedWhereThereIsLifeYouAreInTheNoSpinZoneRightNow
Peabody-Martini about 12 years ago
Iâm having a vision of a sudden trip down the hall to the Principalâs office.
tripwire45 about 12 years ago
Doesnât apply to politics, either. Doesnât apply to much else these days.
einarbt7 about 12 years ago
Where do we go from here?
Beleck3 about 12 years ago
lol, life is like a box of chocolates, lol. it is always fun to see Danae spouting off âtruisms.â
after all, what would business do if it couldnât lie, cheat, steal and otherwise corrupt and destroy the planet?
dabugger about 12 years ago
now just wait a minute; what if business is not the criteriaâŠ.she is just getting too smartyâŠ..it can get her in troubleâŠ..but what is not new?
x666dog about 12 years ago
Danae is the personification of humanity. Deep down we are all in it for ourselves, a few occasionally rise above the muck for a brief period. All our heroes have something in their background that is not pleasant at best. Look at Christopher Columbus, Abe Lincoln, and now General Petraeus.
OGeniusOne about 12 years ago
I think that this is true about âtelevangelists,â but not regular pastors. But I agree, when a church gets to be too large all the âpreacherâ seeâs is money signs. I know a pastor that has a shirt that says âreligion kills.â He uses it to start conversations.
cptvdo1 about 12 years ago
Of course the government never liesâŠ.Obama call your office.
Vonne Anton about 12 years ago
Danae said, âPeople want it to be true, tooâŠâ Yes, we would like to have a cure for what ails us; yes, we would like to believe that car is affordable; yes, we would like to own our own home; yes, we would like our personal everlasting future in paradise conditions to be guaranteedâŠ.and frauds take advantage of our hopefulness, rather than helping us achieve what we want. Shame on them.
dflak about 12 years ago
Void where prohibited. Must be 18 or older to play. Your mileage may vary. Does not include state and local taxes. Dealer preparation fees apply. Batteries not included. Odds of winning are about 1 in 5.5 billion. If symptoms persist, see a doctor. For indoor use only. Not for use as a flotation device. Close cover before striking. Do not attemp at home.
Rista about 12 years ago
Meh, Politics, business, religion and con artists. All use the exact same trick and it works almost every time.Tell âem what they secretly want to hear. (âThe world is all about/for youâ)Scare the hell out of them by telling them they are about to lose all they have. Then..Offer to sell them a beautiful fix that only the politico, padre, business shill or con man can offer.
Rinse and repeat as often as possible for as long as the sheep have anything to be sheared of.For a money-man itâs create a need by telling someone they canât live with out the product or because someone else they admire has it they wonât be cool/successful or what ever if they donât buy it.For politicoâs its âThe sky is falling! The ___ are coming to take your ___ away.âFor religions its âYour going to hell if you donât obey. Or if you allow X to happen the world will end and youâll all be Looooooostâ
Linguist about 12 years ago
Humanity I Love You____________________________________Humanity i love youbecause you would rather black the boots ofsuccess than enquire whose soul dangles from hiswatch-chain which would be embarrassing for both
parties and because youunflinchingly applaud allsongs containing the words country home andmother when sung at the old howard
Humanity i love you becausewhen youâre hard up you pawn yourintelligence to buy a drink and whenyouâre flush pride keeps
you from the pawn shop andbecause you are continually committingnuisances but moreespecially in your own house
Humanity i love you because youare perpetually putting the secret oflife in your pants and forgettingitâs there and sitting down
on itand because you areforever making poems in the lapof death Humanity
i hate you________________________________________
e.e.cummingsjkhandy about 12 years ago
We all know the truth. The really sad thing is that we all sit around complaining about it, but do nothing to change it. Maybe if we all stopped looking up to any other human, knowing that they are just as imperfect as us, then humanity just might unite.
ronpolimeni about 12 years ago
@ Clark Kent â Excellent comment.
Reppr Premium Member about 12 years ago
It doesnât apply to cartoons, either!
pcolli about 12 years ago
The âreligionâ and the parent bodies are the problem, as I see it. The original message (which has become distorted over time) was all we need..I am not a believer in a âgodâ but as a philosophy, Christianity and Buddhism are as good a way of life as any.
ninety_nine_percent about 12 years ago
So Wiley, are you saying that Danae is Fox News? I hope not!
Rickapolis about 12 years ago
Iâll never, never lie to you (except when there is no other choice). (That is the disclaimer)
lin4869 about 12 years ago
One shouldnât generalize about these things. The church I attend is committed to âtaking the love of Christ into the world.â Our donations support many programs that do just that.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 12 years ago
And thatâs absolutely true!!
laojim about 12 years ago
You know, that is more or less exactly what the hero of the ancient Chinese book, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, did. Cao Cao put up posters telling people that the king had ordered something. Admitting that it was false he pointed out that everyone else wanted it to be true so when the king actually did find out about it he would probably order it. Remarkable historical example.
BloomCo about 12 years ago
So thatâs how the global warming alarmists work.
reynard61 about 12 years ago
First of all, whether Hostess made Iron Kids or any other multigrain product is basically irrelevant to my actual point; which is that there are plenty of personifications of whatâs wrong with us, culturally and politically, these days. Second; If I were to go up to, say, 100 total strangers and ask them who made Iron Kids Bread, and then asked 100 more after that who made Twinkies, how many correct answers do you think Iâd get on each? Iâd be willing to bet real money that Iâd get more correct answers with the âTwinkiesâ question than I would with the âIron Kidsâ question simply because Hostess has become better known for itâs junk food than for itâs breads.
As to my perceived âignoranceâ, Iâll leave that for the other readers to judge and comment on.