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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 03, 2012
Transcript:
Trff: God willing. It should be over in minutes! Duke: Great. Trff's cronies are back... Trff: Then we take the president and impale him on the spire above the dome of the grand mosque! After that... Duke: Hey! What's going on here? Trff: Uh... nothing. Duke: You're plotting a comeback, aren't you? In my dining room!
Linguist over 12 years ago
This will all be financed by Trffâs bartending tips, Lotsa luck with that !
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
After he gets over his anger at not being in on the deal from the start, Dukeâll find a way to make $$ on it via Overkillâs access to taxpayer funded, off-the-books CIA âblack opsâ funding. Maybe even Jeff could be rescued from his momâs clutches!
caligula over 12 years ago
@pcshearer the difference between Fascism and communism is the degree of cooperation between government and business. In Fascism business actively abets government goals and works in common in defending national interests, whereas in communism business becomes a branch of the state politic devoting to exporting the revolution to other nations. Both rely on strong central authority figures.
I donât think either applies to either our current or former executive office, no matter how much theyâd LIKE to have or have had that kind of power. Neither is a âstrong central authority figureâ.
rpmurray over 12 years ago
Make like a Democrat Duke. Hear no evil, see no evil, whine about the results.
Linda1259 over 12 years ago
Do you, by any chance have ulcers?
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
Back to Dukeâs world.
Liam Astle Premium Member over 12 years ago
Is this a new comic or another in the parade of reruns? I canât tell anymore with Duke.
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
No, I donât have ulcers. Sounds like you need to go to your friendly local GI doc.
William Bednar Premium Member over 12 years ago
If youâve ever wondered where your tax money goes, wonder no longer! #Iâm sure Trff was busy generating some extra cash, for a future takover, by fencing âhotâ hashish during his bar gig!
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
Looks like it may be a rerun.
Kip W over 12 years ago
When the economy gets better, the GOP will have their talking heads swear that itâs just cyclical, and then return to selling tax cuts. âAh, good old leeches Is there nothing they canât cure?â
wdgnas over 12 years ago
in the same way obama was responsible for â$4 gallon gasâ bush was responsible for ânot stopping 911 attacksâ
corzak over 12 years ago
âif you want to admit that Bush tanked the economy and we still havenât recovery fully I will agreeâBoth parties exaggerate the influence the president actually has over the economy. As it suits them. Politically.The âinfluenceâ the president (and congress) has over the economy consists mostly of trying to encourage or discourage various economic behaviors. Like shouting at a mule â âMove over there!â The Federal Reserve central bank, for instance, answers to neither the president nor the congress at any time.In the same way Obama wasnât responsible for â$4 gallon gasâ, Bush wasnât responsible for the âGreat Recessionâ.
StCleve72 over 12 years ago
Karl Rove was at the table but he stepped out to go to potty.
SwimsWithSharks over 12 years ago
I love it. Bain Capital has been bored lately, and looking for new markets. Theyâll fund it.
Linguist over 12 years ago
Iâm not sure how the politicos and financial apologists took over a comment section on a strip that had absolutely nothing to do with economics. Unless, they were extrapolating some kind of economic meaning from my original comment â which was in no way directed at todayâs economic woes. I was merely observing that, given Trffâs scintillating personality, his prospects of fomenting a comeback, financed by his tips, would be ludicrous !
explorer543 over 12 years ago
Could be RedrayâŠlanded on the wrong strip to continue a thread.
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
LOL.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
âGeneral Eyechart is back!!!ââŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ.
I finally figured out, Susan, why you call the former President-for-Life General Eyechart. The name Trff Bmzklfrpz does look like an ophthalmologist eyechart. Sometimes Iâm slow.
artkennedy Premium Member over 12 years ago
Do we really think those dudes would be plotting in English or any language Duke would understand?
Jitters over 12 years ago
JHC! It says at the top âComment on the stripâ and all we get is people bashing each other. This is not a political forum. Jeez, go vent somewhere else.
unca jim over 12 years ago
Night-Gaunt49 said;âActually so many corporations are so tightly intertwined with the US govt including the military that it canât function anymore without them. Now that is dangerous.â -âââââââââââââââââ
Like Ike said. But apparently nobody listened.
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
Of course, that Eisenhower 90% tax rate was the applied top tax rate.
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
The GOP are some delicate flowers these days. They canât pay a tiny bit more in tax (3% more) on income over $250,000.Yet, they want everyone else to pay more and give up more as well.
route66paul over 12 years ago
comparing apples to apples works, but when you want to change fast food cooking to light industry, just to change the figures, and then want to include part time employment as full employment, it just messes the whole thing. Maybe they should track peoples wages and incomes from their income tax. This would show a huge amount of under employed and those that just gave up and moved in with parents or siblings.
route66paul over 12 years ago
weather or not Oâs policies will help are to be seen. It takes 5-10 years for any policy to show good-bad effects. I do know that my life has always been better 4-6 years after a democrat was in the WH. Clintonâs 2 terms were very good to this country, with the exception of the military/industrial complex.Everyone wants to point to low taxes and or entitlement programs costing too much, but no one says anything about the cost of wars.The military has secret money, secret budgets, as well as one that is admitted to. While we need a strong defense, I fail to see how any of the military actions since WWII has anything to do with defense. We did not need 2 wars to get OBL, we should use surgical strikes, not war.
Dragoncat over 12 years ago
Hasnât Trff learned by nowâŠThere will be no hostile takeovers on anything unless Duke is in on it!Speaking of which, theyâll need a secret agent. If only they could get in touch with the Red Rascal.
Potrzebie over 12 years ago
I think itâs ironic they want to impale the severed head on a mosque, since these guys donât seem to be devout muslims.
ramonesfan over 12 years ago
Maybe Hillary can help him. She has no problem enabling a thug like Netanyahu, so why not this guy?
Cat Hammer over 12 years ago
Reminds me of one of my favorite Python skitsâŠMr. âHilterâ, âBimmlerâ & gang plotting an invasion of Poland at a table in the parlor of a British rooming house.
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
Since when have YOU ever been apolitical? Is someone holding a gun to your head to check in with Doonesbury everyday? It certainly isnât me, I know that!
unca jim over 12 years ago
âAnd so, as the ship sinks slowly in the west, our sun departs these shores, only to return tomorrow for another session of chalk and eraser fights..Tune in next time, same time, same station!â
montessoriteacher over 12 years ago
We have several hours left before this day is overâŠ
J Quest over 12 years ago
âYou must have reached the pinnacle of success to use a comic strip page to expound your educational understanding of world political systems âŠâSaid the guy who comes here every day to babble incoherently about Benghazi before running away to Nancy to make âclever and intellectualâ comments about Aunt Fritziâs hooters. Iâm sure the invitation from mensa is in the mailâŠ
pawpawbear over 12 years ago
Iâm not sure I can put my finger on the spot. However, it seems that todays comments have slowly degraded to the vaguely obscene. I did like the line about âchalk and eraser fightsâ. Slow day for politics? Calimesa, go jump on yourself if you can find yourself.
DylanThomas3.14159 over 12 years ago
As far as Iâm concerned, John Pike, what could be occurring on Jeddidyaâs king size bed, because he doesnât want it on his carpet, is what was occurring in the post immediately preceding his â the horrible sight and sound of Calimesa Jim babbling âincoherently about Benghaziâ.
What was in your mind?